Sloppy Seconds: Evan Rachel Wood Isn't the Only One Tapping That

Posted by Emily Farris

Holy hot lesbian, Batwoman. No, really! Batman's replacement is a batchick who loves chicks. Awesome. [Broadsheet/Salon]

Not cool: dudes who rape dogs. [Plog]

Cool: the anti-theft lunch bag. [ThinkOfThe]

Today in stuff I absolutely hate to admit is true: the butterfly effect, in which your ex boyfriend gets his shit together and starts dating a girl hotter than you after you break up. [New York Observer]

Okay, I don't know if girl on boy tapping can happen, but that's not the point. This is: Are Mickey Rourke and Courtney Love the best couple ever or the worst copule ever? [Vulture]

Oh, and I totally emailed Judah Friedlander for a date when I'm back in New York at the end of the month. Stay tuned to see if he bites. [TONY]

When Re-Touchers Get a Little Magic Wand Happy We All Suffer, Especially Scanner Emily

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Posted Feb 11 2009, 07:11 PM

Comments

profrobert said:

Three miscellaneous responses: 1) Are you allowed to respond to TONY date-our-friends features, or is that too incestuous since you were one of them?

2) I totally butterflied on my last, pre-wife girlfriend. I keep hoping she's eating her liver every day (although I'm glad she dumped me now, I'm still offended by her trying to get away with lying to me, which I busted her on after the breakup).

3) It was a slow tutoring day today at 826NYC, so I picked a copy of Summerland off the shelf and was flipping through it, and your card fell out. What a weird synchronicity, huh?

February 11, 2009 7:59 PM

feargus said:

You and Judah....that would be perfect.

February 11, 2009 9:30 PM

Emily Farris said:

Ha! I must have been using it as a bookmark. I borrowed that book, because I love Michael Chabon so much, but it was a little too young and a little too about baseball for me to get into. I'd say now you have my phone number, but I changed it!

February 11, 2009 10:15 PM

profrobert said:

Same reason I picked the book up -- I've loved the stuff of his I've already read. It is a little too young, but I love baseball, and I suspect it'll be a fast read.

As for the phone number, I wasn't planning on prank calling you anyway -- I stopped doing stuff like that before you were born. :-)

February 12, 2009 2:31 AM

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Emily Farris writes about culture and food for numerous publications and websites you've probably never heard of, including her own blog eefers. Her first cookbook, "Casserole Crazy: Hot Stuff for Your Oven" was published in 2008. Emily recently escaped New York and now lives in a ridiculously large apartment in Kansas City, MO with her cat, but just one... so far.