It's an age-old question that no one can ever seem to find the right answer to: What on earth does one call the vagina? Annalisa Barbieri over at the Guardian passed the puck to her readers and was duly rewarded. We've compiled the top ten twat names submitted after the jump.
Twinkie
Sparkly Bits
Half Penny (Explanation: "My mother and her mother, etc, referred to it as a 'ha'penny' - and
generally only in the reminder to "keep yer 'and on yer ha'penny" when
unsupervised." Solid advice.)
Fine China
Little Potato
Pinky Bo-Bo
Schmooey
Quim
Ruminella (Ed Note: This sounds like a disease.)
And, finally, the unexplainable and unpronounceable: Bwpen
So, what exactly do you call your special spot? And what word do you plan on using when describing it to your children?
In the spirit of sharing: we're partial to pussy. Though sparkly bits does have a nice ring to it.
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