Carrie
Brownstein, let me count the ways: hot, lesbian, in a sexy lesbian hard
rock band (currently on hiatus), blogger, indie, participates in hilarious
podcasts for NPR's All Songs Considered, hot, hot, hot.
(The
fact that she dates women in no way affects our adoration one way or
another. We just wanted to mention it as a way of explaining why we
don't just shut up about her and use our connections to land a date.)
If
you still consider her to be "in" rock and roll, then perhaps you'll peruse
these photos and agree she's one of the sexiest brunettes in rock and
roll.
Brownstein landed on the national map in the 1990s (holy shit, that was a long time ago at this point) thanks to her membership in the indie rock trio Sleater-Kinney, eventually landing in Time Magazine as its Best Band In America at the end of the decade. We first fell in love with Carrie after purchasing Dig Me Out and gushing over the adorable booklet photos of her-- oh, and the music was all right, I guess.
Seriously, Sleater-Kinney has always been a seriously entertaining band, and, many would argue, an explosive live act (see below evidence.) Therefore, we were forced to do a bit of scrambled readjustment when Monitor Mix first appeared on the NPR website.
"My hopes for Monitor Mix are that it will be descriptive as opposed to
merely prescriptive. I would rather discuss and examine what it is that
people actually consume than to tell you what you should be listening
to." [Wikipedia]
How intelligent, especially for a rock star. Then, she had to go one-up herself with these excellent podcasts for All Songs Considered, in which she joins other NPR music staffers in goofing on each other and playing Ramones and Gerbils songs, plus a brief interlude of "All By Myself" until they can't keep a straight face anymore. Adorable.
And don't get us started on this comedy team she put together with Fred Armisen... it's making her look even more awesome than we thought possible... like Smittens wore by two seven-year-old lovebirds...
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