Octomom won't date? Then she has every intention of raising all 14 kids by herself, even though she clearly considers plastic surgery, media attention, and getting pregnant again her top priorities? Sorry, but it's time for someone to look into whether her kids should be taken in by the state.
And if you think we're being harsh-- it turns out she hasn't been paying the mortgage either, in favor of fertility treatments.
Did you know five states ban atheists from holding office? No wonder Arkansas is so backwards.
Just in time for that movie that looks terrible in YouTube clips: Watchmen condoms.
The Lily Allen wrecking ball continues its epic roll through America, into the Bahamas. Don't worry, we'll stop talking about her... just as soon as she stops doing stuff like this. (By the way, we're not saying she should stop doing stuff like this-- don't misunderstand, we don't care if she gyrates on the pole... that Elizabeth Berkeley is licking. Nope, not even that would raise our eyebrows.)
Always take a cab when you're drunk-- even if you don't own a car.
Speaking of cars, say goodbye to those ugly-ass Hummers.
And the headline of the Day: Glenn Patrol Car Rammed by Naked Man in a Truck [emphasis added]
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