I Need Whiskey Flavored Condoms Like I Need a Hole in My Head

Posted by Emily Farris

 

If you don't know what I'm talking about, read this. If you do, click through to see what these suckers look like out of the box.



Scrumptious! Marketed as McCondoms (cute) you can get two for $3.25. Please do not buy these for me. I am considering giving up both sex and whiskey for Lent. No really. No, seriously.

[Via the Inquisitr]

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Posted Feb 24 2009, 04:34 PM
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Comments

Colleen Kane said:

omg! I got these in Scotland! They sell them in the loos over there.

February 24, 2009 4:32 PM

faith said:

I gave up alcohol of any kind and diet sodas.   Sigh....

February 24, 2009 8:19 PM

Apollo said:

Great, now Grandma won't ever leave the home.

February 25, 2009 11:36 AM

GeeBee said:

Hey as resident snarky Scotsman here, I suddenly have  a theory about Em's alcohol vs dating issue recently aired. You're drinking whiskey (with an "E") instead of the real thing? Wrong booze! Take the word of a guy from the place where foreplay means you whip out a half-bottle from your inside pocket (they make the half and quarter sizes flat for easy concealment), proffer it to the lady of your choice and say "Here wumman, take a sook on this".

February 26, 2009 2:34 PM

About Emily Farris

Emily Farris writes about culture and food for numerous publications and websites you've probably never heard of, including her own blog eefers. Her first cookbook, "Casserole Crazy: Hot Stuff for Your Oven" was published in 2008. Emily recently escaped New York and now lives in a ridiculously large apartment in Kansas City, MO with her cat, but just one... so far.

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