A 23-year-old Australian man injured his penis in a meat grinder.
Now, the obvious question here would be, "Why was his penis in a meat grinder?" But that answer was not provided in the news item, and there probably isn't a satisfying answer to that question anyway.
That's all the Brisbane Times reported about this accident, other than the following disturbing detail (NSF Lunch-eating).
"Paramedics who
treated the man at the scene were able to stem the bleeding."
Of course there must have been blood when a living body part met a meat grinder, but now we've pictured the scene with the paramedics and the blood everywhere and oh, vomit.
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