“You would assume that with people losing their homes and
jobs, the last thing on their mind is buying a pair of fake
testicles for their pets."
You can say that again, Gregg Miller.
Miller is the founder of Neuticals Neuticles, a Kansas City, MO-based company that manufactures testicular implants for your four-legged friends. And by four legged friends, we mean dogs, cats, bulls, really "any pet that is neutered."
Um, why? To make your pet feel like a male again, of course. Or continue to feel like a male. According to the Neuticals Neuticles website, the prosthetic balls should be implanted when the real ones are taken out, but in most cases, can be put in years later. You know, if your dog lost that special something since you took away his manhood.
Funny, right? Well, apparently more than 250,000 pets around the world are carrying around a set, and according to Miller, sales of Neuticals Neuticles have been steady since the recession began. “Folks in California love their pets and are trendsetters," Miller said. "They’d do anything for them, no matter what the economy is doing.”
Oh, Southern California. Riiight.
[Bloomberg via Jossip]
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