Have you met Rush Limbaugh? He's the radio personality who popularized the term "Feminazi" and applies it with glee to any woman who sticks up for herself. Now he's wondering why there's a 31-point gender gap in his listenership. To find out just why he is so unpopular with the ladies, he held a Women's Summit on his program this week, where he asked women to phone in and tell him why they don't like him.
Not too surprisingly, women are not painted too well, even on this women's summit.
One caller claimed women don't like to put on a pretty skirts (um, hello? I love pretty skirts!)
and "they have been given a line that they have to be unhappy, grumpy, they
have to be Hillary, they have to be yelling and screaming."
Riiight. So there's only two options for women: pretty and traditional or angry and screaming. Here's more.
CALLER: Hi, Rush. I have three things you can do to close your gender gap by at least 15 points.
RUSH: Thank you. I want to hear what they are.
CALLER: Okay, get your pencil. First one. Make women believe you care more about them than their own husbands do.
RUSH: Hmm.
CALLER: Second one. You need to project an air of vulnerability. You need to let women think they can roll you.
RUSH: Well, wait a minute. Rule me?
CALLER: Roll.
RUSH: Roll or rule?
CALLER: Roll. Well, one and the same. One and the same, very clever! You can do this! It's not beyond you!
RUSH:
All right, so I gotta make women believe I care more about them than
their own husbands do, and I am vulnerable, I can be hurt.
CALLER:
Yes. They can roll you. And you can do that by just marrying an Ivy
League women from Chicago, Ivy League educated women from Chicago,
that's how most Democrats do it. And the third thing to do is stop
saying abortion is the sacrament to liberalism. You can still say that
liberalism is a religion because women like to think they're religious,
just drop the sacrament of abortion.
OK, so in addition to being pretty and docile things or angry and screaming, women are also easily manipulated saps.
Rush's conclusion? "It
appears that women who have hated me have been led to me by other men
and then have changed their opinion, which means something I have
always known, that women do want to please their men. "
What- evvvs.
For the morbidly curious, the transcription is here.
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