PETA Wants to Covet Your Neighbor's Sexy Wife

Posted by Brian Fairbanks

Now through March 11th, PETA has resolved to keep its topless protesters off the streets and to avoid throwing white paint at the Olsen twits and other enemies of furballs. 

Instead, they've launched a new online competition featuring the Sexiest Vegetarians Next Door. The winner of the four rounds of voting wins a free trip to Hawaii... so, apparently, none of the girls pictured here are from Hawaii... 

Alexi from Astoria (Queens), NY

 

Giselle from Miami, FL

 

Amy from Port Angeles, WA

 

Brooke from Ogden, UT. At the top of this post is Sunny from North Hollywood, CA. These are just a sampling of the many female contestants you can vote for at this link. The male contestants, as if anyone clicking on this post would care, are here.

PETA, via Fleshbot. For you enviable Europeans, voting begins here.

 

Related:

PETA Takes On Foie Gras, Valentine's Day, Decency Laws

 

Amy Winehouse, Topless Again, Stars in Her Most Bizarre Adventure Yet

 

PeTA: Again With Thinking Sex Sells Unpopular Idea


Comments

Freud said:

Um, Brian, you work for Nerve and you've never heard of bisexuality?

February 27, 2009 8:38 PM

About Brian Fairbanks

Brian Fairbanks, the Senior National Political Correspondent for Nerve, is a filmmaker living in Brooklyn or New Orleans, depending on the season. He is a heavily-armed advocate of gun control.

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