Michael Jackson Announces "Final Curtain Call" Before His Face Implodes

Posted by Emily Farris

A seemingly sane Michael Jackson stood before hordes of screaming fans in London today to announce "that this is it, his final curtain call."

"This," of course, being a tour he's planning for the summer.



Here's hoping his face doesn't implode before July.

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Emily Farris writes about culture and food for numerous publications and websites you've probably never heard of, including her own blog eefers. Her first cookbook, "Casserole Crazy: Hot Stuff for Your Oven" was published in 2008. Emily recently escaped New York and now lives in a ridiculously large apartment in Kansas City, MO with her cat, but just one... so far.

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