Turtles are Rapists

Posted by Colleen Kane

 

Just when you think you've seen it all, the Internet comes along with another wacked-out thing you've never seen. What you're about to witness is a turtle hilariously raping a shoe. And apparently, this is the m.o. for turtles, because a search for turtle rape on YouTube yields numerous results. (I thought they were cleaning up that sort of thing on YouTube?)

 

The little guy is really going for it.

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Do Rape, Don't Tell: Women in U.S. Army More Likely To Get Raped Than Killed

 


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Posted Mar 10 2009, 04:20 PM
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Comments

asb76 said:

Is he really making those noises?  Those may be the cutest sex sounds ever.

March 10, 2009 5:11 PM

HeHatesThoseCans said:

Every time that I see that word, "Rapists", I think back to SNL's Jeopardy skit with Darrel Hammond as Sean Connery ::  "Alex, I'll take the rapists for two hundred"... "That is therapists you moron!"

March 10, 2009 9:32 PM

yertle said:

this just makes me really sad.  why don't the owners buy him a little shelled friend?

March 13, 2009 7:01 AM

About Colleen Kane

Colleen has been an editor at BUST and Playgirl magazines and has written for the endangered species of dead-tree magazines like SPIN and Plenty, as well as Radar Online and other websites. She lives in exile in Baton Rouge with her fiance, two dogs, and her former cat. Read her personal blogs at ColleenKane.com.

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