Putting an End to Teacher Sex?

Posted by Emily Farris

 

We're sorry for possibly giving Scanner Brian a coronary with that headline; if teacher-student sex were to end, what ever would he have to write about? And really, what we're talking about here is only one small step toward putting an end to teacher sex, but one giant step for the state of Utah.

Following reports that not one, but two teachers in the aptly-named town of Bountiful, UT were banging the same underage student, the state's lawmakers have decided to 'study the issue of teacher-student texting.'

We didn't know such practices were even allowed, let alone considered appropriate (the one time we had to call a teacher at home we almost shit our pants) but apparently all the kids are texting their teachers these days. One republican representative, Rep. Sheryl Allen, thinks maybe it's not such a big deal.

"It can be used as a tool to remind students about homework or give them a piece of information. Students are driving this because texting is one of their major modes of communication," she said.

Meanwhile, the two teachers involved in the case, Linda Nef, 46, and Valynne Bowers, 39—who both face first-degree felony charges—will undergo mental health evaluations. We must admit, we are quite curious to know the root of teacher sex? Scanner Brian, maybe you could explain it to us? 

[KSL: Teachers accused in sex scandal to undergo mental evaluations]

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Comments

Kevin said:

I bet Linda Nef and Valynne Bowers absolutely loathe one another.  

March 11, 2009 2:45 PM

fabul1st said:

The purpose of the mental evaluation is to (excuse the pun) lay the groundwork for a diminished capacity defense not to do any sort of serious or meaningful research.

March 11, 2009 5:17 PM

asb76 said:

That damn abstinence only sex-ed must be working on the teen girls so the teen boys have to look to older women for sex.

March 13, 2009 11:28 AM

DQ said:

Yes its all about the jealousy.  Its amazing what lengths women will go to in situations such as this.

March 14, 2009 3:23 AM

About Emily Farris

Emily Farris writes about culture and food for numerous publications and websites you've probably never heard of, including her own blog eefers. Her first cookbook, "Casserole Crazy: Hot Stuff for Your Oven" was published in 2008. Emily recently escaped New York and now lives in a ridiculously large apartment in Kansas City, MO with her cat, but just one... so far.

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