We were weighing another post about how eHow and Yahoo! Answers, among other hideous examples of free speech, are proving America is the dumbest and most unintentionally hilariously country in the United States, when this one question on our second least-favorite internet search engine became the web's top story of the day.
The "answers," while crude and downright offensive, are perhaps inevitable. It's all about setting up comedians for the punchline... if you do it well, you get a neat lil' joke. If you're asking for trouble, well... here's what you get:
Next time this happens, place a ceramic cup with 1 spoon of Nescafe Gold Blend, 2 sugars and a dash of milk between your legs.
Bon Apetite!
You won't die, but some ancient cultures believe in a pillow monster
that lives in your vagina. This isnt acknowledged in modern medicine,
however, the steam could be caused be the troll exhaling.
I think this means the pasta is done.
Unfortunately, your vagina is releasing harmful greenhouse gases that
are contributing to global warming. I suggest that you capture the
steam using a plastic bag or else you can cause a global catastrophe.
Does it smoke? Seriously, I have seen strippers perform this very
trick. Perhaps after getting checked out, if there is nothing wrong,
you might consider taking your act on the road.
As you might have guessed, every single one of these above comments were made by males (none of whom have avatars, let alone names or photos so we can shame them.) Unfortunately, though, the female responses were no better, ranging from the incoherent to "oh my God, better let a doctor take a look at you." It's called a gynecologist and they are available by appointment.
Now, the poor girl is talk, if not quite the toast-- of the internet, with inappropriate jokes made at her expense on everything from DListed to BuzzFeed. We'll pass-- these things just write themselves...
Via Yahoo!
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