The Real Reason the Jonas Brothers Wear Those Purity Rings

Posted by Colleen Kane

 

When Kenny takes his new gf to a Jonas Brothers concert on this week's South Park in hopes of getting a little somethin' somethin', his hopes are dashed by the Jonas-endorsed purity rings. 

What's the deal with those purity rings? Why do the J Bros wear them? South Park breaks it down, as per usual. Or rather, Mickey "The Boss" of Disney, lays the smack down in the name of selling sexuality to young girls.

 

 

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Posted Mar 12 2009, 04:30 PM
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Comments

vl100butch said:

colleen, i go back to chris rose of the no times picayune...."britney puts the 'ho' in tangipohoa"

(for those unfamiliar with louisiana geography, britney is from tangipohoa parish)

March 12, 2009 7:57 PM

Kevin said:

One could also argue that Britney puts the "Tang" in Tangipahoa as well.  

March 13, 2009 12:43 PM

About Colleen Kane

Colleen has been an editor at BUST and Playgirl magazines and has written for the endangered species of dead-tree magazines like SPIN and Plenty, as well as Radar Online and other websites. She lives in exile in Baton Rouge with her fiance, two dogs, and her former cat. Read her personal blogs at ColleenKane.com.

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