Octomom is so last month, but she does still exist, as does her sideshow of offspring, and she is still getting offers, so here is the latest.
Vivid, who made Nadya Suleman the first offer to do porn, have concocted another offer: a reality series conveniently featuring Vivid girls. So just how will these porn stars be worked into the series?
Why, they'll be sexy nurses. Of course they will. (Actually they would be nannies, but close enough.)
"Our girls love babies and our very nurturing," wrote Vivid co-chair Steven Hirsch in a letter to Nadya pitching the series. "They are very excited
about the prospect of meeting you and the babies and even offering you
tips on how to improve your love life."
He's still offering her a million bucks plus health insurance for the babies, and this time he's adding to the pot a custom bus big enough for the whole family.
We're still not sure where this series would fall on the scale of "must-see train wrecks" to "civilzation is definitely collapsing before our eyes." Would you watch Crazy Baby Lady, the series?
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