Purity Boot Camp

Posted by Colleen Kane

 

Yep, it's Purity Booty Camp. We're not talking about the "you must stay a virgin until married aka procreation time" brand of purity; this purity camp attempts to correct to another way homo sapiens are bad for being sexual: porn addiction.

A Minnesota ministry called "Every Man's Battle for Sexual Purity" is an event now drawing 300 "soldiers," where parishoners dress in camoflauge and dog tags, to emphasize discipline in a free-for-all age. Church organziers say based on surveying the men 16 weeks after they swear off pornography, the program is 92 percent effective, and they report an increase in marital satisfaction.

The program uses scripture and real-life testimonials from men who have struggled with sex addiction, including Pastor Dr. Irv Woolf, director of the National Coalition for Purity. 

At the end of the event, after confessing his sins, each man has to plant a "white flag of surrender" at the foot of the cross on purity hill. 

Wheee! Who wants to sign up?

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About Colleen Kane

Colleen has been an editor at BUST and Playgirl magazines and has written for the endangered species of dead-tree magazines like SPIN and Plenty, as well as Radar Online and other websites. She lives in exile in Baton Rouge with her fiance, two dogs, and her former cat. Read her personal blogs at ColleenKane.com.

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