You remember this poor little bastard, Alfie Patten, the four-foot tall 13-year-old new dad. First came the news of the 13- and 15- year- old parents, then came allegations that the baby momma Chantelle had slept around with numerous other schoolboys. Alfie agreed to take a DNA test, once his mum explained to him what a DNA test was. We'd just been wondering ourselves what the results of the paternity test had been when this update hit the tabloids...
Alfie is not Maisie's dad.
Apparently Chantelle told her half-sister the father could have been any of a number of boys she'd slept with, but her mom ordered her to say she'd been a virgin when she slept with wee Alfie.
Alfie's dad Dennis helped start the press blitz when he gave an interview shortly after the baby was born, saying, “He hasn’t a clue what a baby means and can’t explain how he feels. When I spoke to him he started crying. He
said it was the first time he’d had sex, he didn’t know what he was
doing or the complications that could come. I’ll talk to him again and
it’ll be the birds and bees talk.”
We need to find some less depressing stories today.
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