Kapitan, there was an accident in the research facility! It’s imperative we reach the acid baths…
Russian LOLCats is different from LOLCats in the sense that the text added to the cat pics is gibberish. Or, at least, so we've been told. (You think we'd be blogging full-time if we could speak fluent Russian? Damn, we'd just go work for the Mafia at Coney Island.)
Anyway, it may not be as instantly hilarious as icanhascheezeburger, but if this kind of demented humor is your thing, read on.

Commissar Markov has long been a loyal party member, but I fear his
growing influence in state policy. Perhaps it is time to cash in a
favor from my friends at the Kremlin.

These consumables are contraband, comrade - your passage to the gulag
is paid for in L’eggs Body Beautiful Smoothers Shaping Hosiery!

Do you mistake us for sincere?
We adorn ourselves thus to mock the capitalist sacrament of annual materials exchange…
Those were the ones we appreciated. Here are the rest.
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