I Still Want to Hump Your Leg

Posted by Emily Farris

 

Scanner Emily here. Still trying to win $200. You can still help. You can also help Scanner Colleen win lots more money than that. Well, not so much win as "earn."

Do you know how lucrative professional blogging is? Not very. Which is why we have to enter silly contests like this one in hopes of winning $200—especially now that we live in the Midwest and are forced to pay way too much to finance a car because we have bad credit from nine years of living in New York. So, we've entered Missed Tees' missed connection t-shirt contest. All you have to do is click here and give us ten stars (no registration necessary). If you do, we'll totally hump your leg.

[Vote For Scanner Emily's Missed Connection]

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"My dog humped your leg. I wanted to."

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About Emily Farris

Emily Farris writes about culture and food for numerous publications and websites you've probably never heard of, including her own blog eefers. Her first cookbook, "Casserole Crazy: Hot Stuff for Your Oven" was published in 2008. Emily recently escaped New York and now lives in a ridiculously large apartment in Kansas City, MO with her cat, but just one... so far.

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