Too Many Cocks in the Cockpit = Lawsuit

Posted by Colleen Kane

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When Captain Lisa Stout kept finding secret, but apparently deliberately-placed stashes of pornography in the cockpit, she didn't feel like she was flying the friendly skies, and filed a federal sexual harassment lawsuit with United Airlines. The case has been settled, but the terms, like the stashes, are also secret. 

It's disturbing to hear how immature and twisted the harassment was, and think that the perpetrator could be a pilot still working for United.

Stout found pornographic photos of women on flights more than 20 times in 2004 and 2005, taped in surprise spots like the lid of an unused ashtray. (Um, by the way, why do airplanes STILL have ashtrays? How old are these planes we fly in?) She alleges that United's efforts to find the perpetrator were inadequate and she suffered retaliation as as result. Stout's suit claims she developed a "severe condition" that required her to take medication and eventually ground herself. 

Check out United's defense:

United argued that Stout could not have been offended by the sexually explicit photos because she once worked in a retail store that sold pornographic magazines, she sometimes sketched nudes as an artist and she had attended art shows displaying photos of nude women.

We're surprised they didn't add in that Stout was a woman, so she had seen herself naked before, so she couldn't possibly be bothered by this so-called harassment. 

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Comments

Apollo said:

That's ridiculous! I can't believe that was actually their defense. How can they possibly get away with that?

March 31, 2009 11:06 AM

errantwanderlust said:

If she can't handle it, she should find a different profession. Why is she looking in obscure places for porn; and getting offended when she finds it? It's a tradition amongst pilots to hide dirty pictures in secret compartments. This is why so many pilots are bitter about women in the cockpit.

March 31, 2009 11:21 AM

Colleen Kane said:

errantwanderlust, I was unaware this was a tradition, but guess what, women have been in the workforce for a few decades now. Nice job, blaming her for finding something that shouldn't have been in a workplace to begin with. How would you like finding dongs all over your workplace? Do you work for United?

March 31, 2009 12:14 PM

errantwanderlust said:

If I voluntarily entered a culture where the tradition was to hide "dongs" all over the place, I'd accept it. I certainly wouldn't run to HR and scream harassment and emotional distress. I wouldn't be offended if I encountered a picture of a naked man in my cockpit (not unlikely; many of our pilots are gay). This woman can't cope with dirty pictures, and we expect her to deal with an engine fire or a landing gear problem? If you find other people's behavior immature, be mature yourself and don't go looking for a fight.

March 31, 2009 12:55 PM

Mandy said:

I think the female pilots should start leaving images of man-on-man gay porn around for their co-workers to find. Har har. I bet they would think it was hilaaaaaarious.

*Rolls eyes*

March 31, 2009 1:01 PM

Litmus said:

I am sorry, but nude and partially nude pictures do not belong in any workplace.  Try posting a nude male or female in any public workplace and  see how long you keep your job.  Why does Nerve identify all risque photos with NSFW????  I love a nude (single sex) as much as anyone but they do not accompany me to work, nor are they posted in my home.  I keep them discrete and enjoy them with select people that are not offended.

March 31, 2009 4:36 PM

Clarenza Darrow said:

errantwanderloser: i'm going to look forward to the day your ass is sued bigtime for your idiotic take on maturity in the workplace.  start saving your pennies now, you shadetree pilot you!

April 4, 2009 1:00 AM

About Colleen Kane

Colleen has been an editor at BUST and Playgirl magazines and has written for the endangered species of dead-tree magazines like SPIN and Plenty, as well as Radar Online and other websites. She lives in exile in Baton Rouge with her fiance, two dogs, and her former cat. Read her personal blogs at ColleenKane.com.

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