John Mayer is still at his sometime standup career. In this clip from his performance on the Mayercraft Carrier, he discusses his makeout session with Perez Hilton and how he has considered going gay. We dont' really get the rationale, though-- he seems to be saying he made out with Perez to prove he was just as wild as Perez?
Then he caps it with these declarations.
"I will f?ck you in the ass to shut you up," and "I will go ass to mouth, just to shut you up."
He also references himself liking them old (although he was talking about a man in the joke, this sounded like a Jen reference).
And, Mayer also knew this bit would get blogging masses typing.
"I thought about this shit over there before I came out, I don't care."
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