Because We are Classy: the Bumper Dumper!

Posted by Colleen Kane

 

Ever find yourself needing relief in nature, only you are too classy to do it the old fashioned-way? You know: the way that was good enough for the Native Americans but not you? This Bumper Dumper is apparently preferable to the old-fashioned way...because it resembles a traditional commode and you don't have to squat?  

So there you go. No tiresome working of those upper-leg muscles while camping this year, or as suggested by their website, whilst evacuating from a disaster (hee hee: evactuating) or while using during hurricane relief (hee hee: relief). You're welcome. 

(via commenter Butch, who probs found this on some nutty message board)

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Comments

Apollo said:

That truck looks like it can haul a shitload.

April 3, 2009 3:55 PM

Litmus said:

The bumper accessory looks more like a funnel designed to spread it around.  Just hope the SUV is 4x4.

April 4, 2009 2:13 PM

About Colleen Kane

Colleen has been an editor at BUST and Playgirl magazines and has written for the endangered species of dead-tree magazines like SPIN and Plenty, as well as Radar Online and other websites. She lives in exile in Baton Rouge with her fiance, two dogs, and her former cat. Read her personal blogs at ColleenKane.com.

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