Video: This Kid Needs to Work on His Pitch

Posted by Colleen Kane

 

Yep, this is about how we remember the pool of candidates in the dating world. Without further ado: "Lookin for a girlfriend."

 

Don't all knock each other over racing to respond to his offer. 

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Posted Apr 06 2009, 02:50 PM
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Comments

Brian Fairbanks said:

Somethin's fake-y about this video...

April 6, 2009 12:31 PM

Emily Farris said:

He's probably this guy: nerve.com/.../today-in-wtf-an-omegle-love-connection.aspx

April 6, 2009 12:48 PM

Colleen Kane said:

Probably!

& yeah BF, clearly he is reading his prepared statement and he's having a little fun and doesn't care, teenager style. But I bet he wouldn't say no to the right young lady who likes schizophrenic potheads with devil locks.

April 6, 2009 1:02 PM

Apollo said:

I wonder if Glenn Danzig is his 'rich uncle'. Maybe that devil lock is hereditary.

April 6, 2009 2:55 PM

Dar_McWheeler said:

Can't Feel Emotion=Total Psychopath

...just sayin'...

(and btw, why is that these retar...uh, simple folk, always seem to have some rich uncle?)

April 6, 2009 6:08 PM

thinkywritey said:

I live in Michigan. I have zero doubt this is genuine (and he's probably emailing me on OKCupid at this very moment).

April 7, 2009 9:56 AM

Mandy said:

"Love would be cool."

*Snort*

April 7, 2009 10:15 AM

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Colleen has been an editor at BUST and Playgirl magazines and has written for the endangered species of dead-tree magazines like SPIN and Plenty, as well as Radar Online and other websites. She lives in exile in Baton Rouge with her fiance, two dogs, and her former cat. Read her personal blogs at ColleenKane.com.

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