It seems like every time we're reading a tale in The Sun of a penis bitten off or some other sex-related calamity, it happened to Russian people and there is no other mention of the incident on the Internet.
Today's such story happened to "Ivan Sokolov" and wife "Valentina" who supposedly had an unfortunate mishap while practicing a pose from the Kama Sutra.
This caught our eye because despite all the books, DVDs, and card-decks showing the Kama Sutra poses, does anyone really use the Kama Sutra? We didn't get an answer since this story is probably fabricated.
Anyhoo, the couple was in a pose called "deck chair" (or more traditionally Indriani) and got stuck when Valentina had a muscle spasm. The pose, which is rated moderately difficult, involves the woman drawing her knees up and placing her feet under the man's armpits.
The couple tried for an hour to free themselves before calling an ambulance, and while they were finally able to separate, Valentina had to be treated for her spasm.
Right.
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