A little over a year ago, a friend of ours with the commenter name of "Ahem" caused a stir on these pages by suggesting he was able to accomplish a minor version of a threesome while operating a motor vehicle.
We were a threesome "couple" (trouple?), and luckily both were as
thrilled with the idea as I. My GF in the backseat stripped down and
crawled over me and into position while my GF in the passenger seat
took up the task of steering. I did what I could to both provide and
enjoy pleasure while keeping my foot on the gas and my eyes on the road
through two very firm thighs.
While we can't actually confirm this story really happened, here's one that the police were able to, thanks to their dashboard cams. And unlike the above story, this sex act takes place in the fast lane...
According to the local newspapers in Norway, a 28-year-old man and his 22-year-old lover were arrested after cops spotting them having intercourse while the man was driving (see above illustration for an explanation on this strange phenomenon.)
Officers who clocked the couple's silver Mazda 323 racing at 133km/h in
a 100 zone realised they were doing more than just breaking the speed
limit, police told AFP on Monday.
"It was veering from one side
to the other because the woman was sitting on the man's lap while he
was driving and doing the act, shall we say," said Tor Stein Hagen, a
superintendent with Soendre Buskerund district police.
"He couldn't see much because her back was in the way," he added.
"Why they did it on a highway with such a high risk we don't know."
Well, Tor, obviously you've never been laid properly. It's precisely because of the high risk, great story, and that need to get off that people generally have.
Read more here.
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