We don't know if you can see it or not, but that Peep in the middle totally has an awkward boner for the plus-size peep on the pole. 

Highs:

We looked at some awesome tattoos (even though some of you don't like them so much...ahem, Scanner Brian).

We swooned over Neko Case, yet again.

We swooned over plus-size model Crystal Renn for the first time.

We went to a mustache competition (more on that later!).

We took care of some not-so-serious but very important business.

We finally figured out what to do with that crusty dildo.

Scanner Brian put on a shirt that said "this is what a feminist looks like" and then posed with a bunch of pictures of naked women. Just kidding; he put together a pretty great list of feminist icons from a male perspective.

But then he got an awkward boner.

We crushed on a violinist.

And a country music legend. (Beard!)

Maybe his beaver and our beaver might like to get together for a play date sometime soon? 

And if not, maybe there's a commenter with a beaver out there for us?

Lows:

We finally decided to follow Jesus. And then unfollowed him immediately.

Mostly because we figured out what Easter is really all about. 

Someone found love on Omegle.

What she doesn't know is that it was really this guy.

We found more excuses to get online while drunk.

We remembered Kurt Cobain.

We watched some really bad actors try to spread a really bad message.

We learned that if we want to be safe from flying semen balls, we must move to Oregon.

And that if we want freedom of speech on our license plates we better not move to Colorado.

And that if we get knocked up we better get the hell out of Missouri.

FOXNews tried to tell us that Mr. Rogers is responsible for all the world's problems.

And we wondered if maybe this kid needed a little more Mr. Rogers in his life. 

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