Ashton vs CNN: It is Broughten

Posted by Colleen Kane

 

We at Scanner make no claims of being mature. But Ashton Kutcher makes us feel downright dignified by comparison, what with Punk'd, the throwing of bottles at construction workers near his house who woke baby up, and the general impression that he is one with the character he played on That '70s Show. His latest folly is challenging CNNs' breaking news account to a Twitter popularity contest.

So now it's a race to 1 million followers, and what Ashton plans to do if he wins is straight out of your preteen Mischief Night. 

If Ashton wins, he plans to "ding dong ditch" Ted Turner's house. He will also reward his millionth follower with a copy of Guitar Hero and give him a noogie and a purple nurple, then a wet willie, followed by an atomic wedgie

Larry King has accepted the challenge. No Twitter account has yet broken 1 million, but CNN is the closest with 960,000, and Ashton has over 950,000. CNN anticipates breaking a mill by Friday, so keep a close watch on this vital breaking news. 

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Comments

Apollo said:

Apparently Britney Spears is in on this junk as well.

April 16, 2009 2:53 PM

About Colleen Kane

Colleen has been an editor at BUST and Playgirl magazines and has written for the endangered species of dead-tree magazines like SPIN and Plenty, as well as Radar Online and other websites. She lives in exile in Baton Rouge with her fiance, two dogs, and her former cat. Read her personal blogs at ColleenKane.com.

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