We hope this is real and not the viral marketing work of some jean company...
Sometimes the stories are too small for their own posts. Sometimes there are two many stories for one week, which is definitely the case here.
Today, we'll present: the Not Ready For Daytime Players... in This Week in Sex, featuring tales of football teams, Bollywood nudity, Melissa Joan Hart, Playboy, brothers, and... Susan Boyle?!
A minister in Florida (where else) is being investigated for possibly sexually assaulting members of a high school football team. The man allegedly promised his victims help in their athletic careers-- not sure how his religion fits into sports. Maybe he promised to rig the coin tosses?
Apparently, there will be full frontal male nudity in a Bollywood movie. (We can't confirm that this is actually the first legitimate male nude scene from that genre, but it sounds about right.)
Melissa Joan Hart says she never did Playboy because her Maxim cover caused her brother too much embarrassment.
The State of Nevada decided not to tax brothel sex, but not before this classic quote was delivered:
"I don't know why people won't recognize that we have a legal
industry," state Sen. Bob Coffin, who introduced the legislation, told
the Associated Press. "I'm willing to go in and do the dirty work if no
one else will."
Thanks, Senator, but your sexpertise won't be required. Moving on...
Those scary-lookers had some of the loudest sex we've ever heard (of.)
In Indiana, two little girls walked in on group sex in the bathroom of their local people Taco Bell.
Unlike our cheerleading coach friend, this woman deserved get fired: a teacher was given the boot for taking a bunch of girls to a strip club. The biggest problem is that some of the girls were under 18 and could've been arrested.
And the new porn marketing gimmick is officially is to offer whomever dominates the news a role in adult film in exchange for a million dollars:
See what [Publicity-Hungry Production Assholes]
did there? Set up an entire website for something that will never
happen (much like the Octomom porn) and then sit back and watch the
traffic skyrocket for a headline that reads "Susan Boyle Does a Porn
(Maybe)." Chances are, Boyle will never even see this site, and has
never been contacted by these people. But just associating their adult
films with a recent phenomena is the oldest trick in the book. Although
who would ever pay to see Boyle lose her virginity on camera is another
story alltogether.
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