Finally, a pageant we can get behind!
The Miss Fag Hag Pageant will be held at Comix in NYC on May 17th. It will benefit the Hetrick-Martin Institute, home of the Harvey Milk School.
Ten hags, each representing her own gayborhood, will compete, and judges include Caroline Rhea and Michael Musto.
Please meet some of our favorite contestants.
Miss Bedford-Stuyvesant, JQ:
Dream Friday Night: Going to the club, getting in free cuz I'm so fly in my tight dress and three inch heels with my Beyonce weave staying intact while men encircle me and adore me while buying me drinks and having one pay for my cab ride home!"
Miss West Village, Heather Shields:
Dream Friday Night: Cocktails in a friend's apartment, while watching the Sylvia episode of Intervention. My "husband" gets the idea to go on an adventure, where we and our drunken parade paint the town- pit stops would include: our favorite underground speakeasy, a campy cabaret, and a karaoke rendition of "Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go"... We usually don't remember after this...
Why Heather Should be Miss Fag Hag: I deserve it. Me and my fag live in the same home, work in the same restaurant, have all the same friends, even refer publicly to one another as "husband" and "wife."
Miss East Village, Elisa Vogel:
Why Elisa should be Miss Fag Hag: "I've ben told the following more than once: I'm almost a gay man, "Judy Garland reincarnated, which is why you're loved by the gays."
Well, I truly wish I could be there and scout for a gay of my own. This makes me miss New York!
Their promo clip is fun, too:
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