While You Were Sleeping: The Revenge of Levi Johnston

Posted by Brian Fairbanks

 

The IMF says we'll have to stick it out one more year before an economic recovery. 

Japanese boy bands are all growing up and getting naked and drunk and arrested.

The third Twilight film will be directed by a man. Man, woman, Werner Herzog-- no matter what gender is at the helm, it's still going to blow.

Mel Gibson's alleged mistress is keeping a sex diary comparing all the different men she's slept with.

Rick Ross claims rapper 50 Cent is finished. Woo hoo! Can we finish off the rest of these no-talent top 40 artists along with him?

Levi Johnston has gone from being the #1 puppet in the Palin VP campaign to the biggest threat to her 2012 chances.

The new American family: Dad robs people, Mom drives the getaway minivan, and the kids play inside the car.

This sounds like one kickass documentary.

"Dog" the Bounty Hunter was nearly killed in Colorado after a suspect shot at him during an attempted arrest.

And Lindsay Lohan is dating dudes again-- this time, Brits are on her hit list.


Comments

fabul1st said:

"Bristol is focused on going to college, raising Tripp and advocating abstinence." Let's hope she is more successful at her studies than at her devotion to abstinence.

April 23, 2009 5:55 PM

bruce10l said:

So where did the post about your new CEO go? Were you forced to take it down because of the negative comments. Case. Proven.

April 23, 2009 7:11 PM

Monique said:

Thanks bruce10l, it wouldn't have occurred to me to check on something like that. I agree, extremely L-A-M-E. How disappointing.

April 23, 2009 9:19 PM

About Brian Fairbanks

Brian Fairbanks, the Senior National Political Correspondent for Nerve, is a filmmaker living in Brooklyn or New Orleans, depending on the season. He is a heavily-armed advocate of gun control.

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