Mr. Kile, a teacher a Cocoa Beach High, is quickly becoming better known to his students as Mr. August. You see, Patrick Kile is responsible for a calender featuring scantily-clad teachers. Now, before you get your panties in an uproar over all this teacher sex, you should know that it's all for a very good reason. And no it's not to get Mr. Kile, or Coach Mortar, also known as Mr. June, laid—at least not by students.
Mr. August Kile, a cancer survivor, put the calendar together for charity. Money raised from the sale of the calendars goes to the American Cancer Society.
“We just wanted something ‘outside the box,’ unique and fun and different, that would help open some eyeballs and raise some money,” said Kile. “Back in 2005, I was diagnosed with tongue cancer that spread to my neck. [And] it’s for a good cause. I went to the school board and spoke with the ethics director of human resources and he thought it was a great idea!”
And if you don't like it? “Just don't buy the calendar.”
At least 100 people have purchased it so far and Kile is hoping to sell another 900 more. The calendars are $20 each. If you'd like one, you can contact Mr. Kile at kile.patrick@brevardschools.org. Maybe he'll knock some of the cost off this being the end of April and all. But who really buys calendars for the "calendar" part, anyway?
[MyFox Orlando: Too Hot for Teacher?]
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