Scanner Highs and Lows: A Picture is Worth a Thousand Words

Posted by Emily Farris

And we looked at plenty of pictures last week...

Highs: 

We contemplated the idea of getting a sugar daddy to help us through this difficult economic time and realized it's not the worst idea in the world.

Scanner Brian shared the secrets of a happy marriage (not that he has one... yet).

And then he showed us how to make a baby.

And then he showed us some topless pictures of Jessica Biel.

We considered entering the Miss Fag Hag Pageant.

Umm... Viagra FTW?

The Hipster Grifter (and her boobs) made our week a little more exciting.

Lows:

Mischa Barton almost had another something slip, but thankfully did not. 

We did some online dating. Well, some online message receiving.

But at least none of the messages were from this douchebag.

We took a quick glimpse into the industry of female orgasm making.

We visited some old (read: unemployed) friends.

We wondered if Miss California is a Mormon.

Is The Hoff cheating on us???


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Posted Apr 27 2009, 01:41 PM
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Comments

profrobert said:

Didn't these round-ups used to appear on Fridays, as a punctuation to the week?  Is this another of Sean "New Coke" Mills' innovations?

(Yeah, I'm not letting go of this.)

April 27, 2009 7:47 PM

Emily Farris said:

The did, until I started slacking off on Fridays. This is all me, Prof Robert.

April 27, 2009 7:48 PM

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Emily Farris writes about culture and food for numerous publications and websites you've probably never heard of, including her own blog eefers. Her first cookbook, "Casserole Crazy: Hot Stuff for Your Oven" was published in 2008. Emily recently escaped New York and now lives in a ridiculously large apartment in Kansas City, MO with her cat, but just one... so far.

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