While You Were Sleeping: The Top Gunning Lesbian

Posted by Brian Fairbanks

Great news, everybody, swine flu has not affected The Real World: Cancun.

This time, Sean Penn is the one to file for a separation.

A high school marching band member fended off a robber with her baton.

Check out the senior citizen sisters' heroin operation.

A teen prostitute in Sweden claims she was forced to have sex with over 500 men.

Elizabeth Edwards says her husband John should not have run for President a second time, especially after that whole idiotic affair fiasco thing.

A FEMA coloring book features a 9/11 image.

David Blaine is teaching Mia Farrow how to starve herself for publicity.

And Kelly McGillis came out of the closet.

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Posted Apr 30 2009, 12:09 PM

Filed under: movies, lesbian, high school, divorce, sweden, 9/11, heroin, David Blaine, while you were sleeping, sean penn, closeted, prostitute, the real world, bands, senior citizens, mia farrow, fema

Comments

Isis Uptown said:

It would be more appropriate for FEMA to include a Hurricane Katrina image.

April 30, 2009 12:49 PM

About Brian Fairbanks

Brian Fairbanks, the Senior National Political Correspondent for Nerve, is a filmmaker living in Brooklyn or New Orleans, depending on the season. He is a heavily-armed advocate of gun control.