Back in 2005, radical right-wing protofascist Christian Neal
Horsley admitted to FoxNews anchor Alan Colmes that he had, at the age
of 11 in 1955, engaged in unlawful carnal knowledge with a mule. In
other words, he raped a mule and confessed to the crime on live radio.
That hasn't stopped the scary-as-hell Georgian from announcing he is running for Governor...
NH: "Absolutely. I was a fool. When you grow up on a farm in Georgia, your first girlfriend is a mule."
AC: "I'm not so sure that that is so."
NH: "You didn't grow up on a farm in Georgia, did you?"
AC: "Are you suggesting that everybody who grows up on a farm in Georgia has a mule as a girlfriend?"
NH: It has historically been the case. You people are so far removed
from the reality... Welcome to domestic life on the farm..."
All
his opponents have to do to get rid of Horsley (oh, if only it had been
an equestrian indiscretion!) is to send that interview out as a mailer
for three days straight at the end of the campaign. Of course, Horsley
isn't much of a challenger-- he's running on the Creator's Rights Party
platform. And his campaign is going about as well as David Paterson's
in New York. From Daily Kos:
"We're talking about the mule now?"
Yes, he says. The mule.
"A small mule?" I ask.
"No, a full grown mule," he says. "She loved me, though."
We both laugh, but I'm still trying to figure out the logistics. How big is this thing? The size of a horse, he says.
"All I had to do was give her an ear of corn." He laughs again. "She was a [prostitute] mule."
"How did you reach?"
"I don't know... I stood on something. The kicker is, as soon as I
was done she pissed all over me. It was embarrassing. I never told
anyone that before."
Not only that, but Horsley has had sex with men. He was in the Air
Force, it was a cold night, yadda, yadda, yadda, he had sex with him,
ahem, the way he did the mule. "It was gross," he says.
It
should come as no surprise to our readers, all of whom have read
stories here about right-wing hypocrites and their laughably ignorant
world views, to learn that this is a man who has been linked to the
murderers of abortion doctors, thanks to his involvement with the Army
of God, and is known to express anti-gay views. He's also the modern-day equivalent
of a Confederate traitor to the United States, since he advocates
secession over the legalization of abortion and told an interviewer he
would kill his Army-Sarge son if sonny boy was sent out to stop him.
Asked if he was ready to sacrifice his own son in a national
insurrection, Horsley recounts a fight with his son where he almost
killed him.
“I was one foot from killing my own son, or hurting him really,
really bad,” Horsley told Krider. “If he would have attacked me again,
I would have stuck him. Or cut him or sliced him or done something to
stop him. That’s the point, you[r] hypothetical has literally already been
worked out with me, and that’s what makes me different from the other
candidates for Governor. They understand I’m not like no politician
they have looked at, ever. I am prepared to do a John Brown. I’m not
prepared to do an Abe Lincoln and talk out both sides of my mouth and
try to get a majority together. I’m looking for the people who are
prepared to go with me and take over the foundry, then set up shop and
prepare to fight to the death. I’ll do it.” [Raw Story]
He is prepared to do a John Brown? Where is law enforcement when you
need him? If we still have legalized executions in this country, why
not put this guy on the list, for treason? Just kidding, that would be
stooping to his level... or, should we say, "standing on something to
get at him?"
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