First,
there were breastaurants. Now, New Zealand has started a new trend--
dudes dressed like Chippendales dancers waiting on you, hand and foot,
in a dining establishment...
They even have a company name that's
too absurd to be true, so, of course, it is: Strip of Meat. Man meat,
of course. The two gents pictured above are in charge of the
waiter-for-hire operation, which is sort of like when Park Avenue
socialites called up a Rent-A-Beatnik service in Greenwich Village in
1958 and amused themselves by listening to bad, "deep" poetry. Except
with more pecs.
"I wasn't even wearing an apron, just a pair of underpants and a bow tie.
"It was a bit raunchy and made me realise there is a market out there."
The topless waiters were definitely not strippers and would normally
be dressed in black trousers with an obligatory bow tie, he said.
Strip of Meat had already done a few hen's nights in Wellington but
were also available for baby showers, dinner parties and even corporate
functions.
Sign up now, ladies and (gay) gents, as the national news media has
already ensured they'll be booked for the next 26 years, until they're
all flabby from garbage-mouthing foie gras in your kitchen.
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