Cutié Priest Can't Resist Carnal Urges

Posted by Drew Grant


Hey, even Jesus had Mary Magdalene...and aren't we all human, after all? So what's the big deal about this Miami Beach priest and popular Latin television personality Father Alberto Cutie caught kissing and "fondling" an unknown woman on the beach? Maybe he was just giving her CPR? And also...no offense, but isn't this a step up from most priestly indiscretions? Even Time magazine is having a hard time condemning this guy.

To his credit, Favalora is trying to restore public trust in his archdiocese and the Church. But so long as CutiƩ wasn't frolicking with a minor (female or male) or using parish funds to buy margaritas for his paramour, many parishioners may actually be relieved that their popular priest has a libido focused on a woman who has reached the age of consent.

So listen, archdiocese, either you accept your hypocrisy and let Cutie back in the Church, or you pull out all those child molesters and embezzlers that you've turned a blind eye to all these years. You can't have it both ways.

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Comments

Justin G. said:

Jesus did not "have" Mary Magdalene,

you been reading too much of Dan Brown's fictional novel.

May 8, 2009 1:56 AM

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