The Hot Line: Star Trek

Posted by Emily Farris

 

As Scanner Brian mentioned this morning, J.J. Abrams' Star Trek grossed $76.5 million in its first four days, making it the biggest Star Trek movie ever. But anyone who knows anything about this here blog knows we care much less about money than we do about, say, beards and boobs. So we're pretty excited about Nerve's new feature The Hot Line, that tracks the sexiness of cultural institutions and icons over time. Since Star Trek has been around longer than we have—and is full of galactic beards and boobs—it seemed like a great place to start. 

Let us begin with Mr. Spock.


 

Turns out he reached the pinnacle of hotness in 1967 with that beard (evil, emotional Spock?), and apparently it's gone downhill from there, until now.

So where do Khan's pecs or Kirk and Spock's bromance fall on the line?

[The Hotline: Star Trek]

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Comments

Brian Fairbanks said:

Never has a man looked so much WORSE with a beard... and it's a lousy goatee anyway...

May 11, 2009 4:52 PM

Apollo said:

I agree with Brian. Spock w/ goatee < clean-shaven Spock. Star Trek probably reached its sexiness peak with Jeri Ryan on Voyager.

May 12, 2009 9:38 AM

thinkywritey said:

I'm a fan of the trim little vandyke; but then I'm also a fan of cartoon villains and stage show hypnotists.

May 12, 2009 9:59 AM

About Emily Farris

Emily Farris writes about culture and food for numerous publications and websites you've probably never heard of, including her own blog eefers. Her first cookbook, "Casserole Crazy: Hot Stuff for Your Oven" was published in 2008. Emily recently escaped New York and now lives in a ridiculously large apartment in Kansas City, MO with her cat, but just one... so far.

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