Bret Michaels Backpedals His Way into Kids' Hearts

Posted by Colleen Kane

 

In an interview with Rolling Stone, Bret Michaels recounted signing 2,000 autographs for teenagers behind a Dumpster recently. And he only sounds shadier after that, when talking about his so-called Rock of Love, his broken-hearted runner-up, and the possibility of another season. 

First, about the "winner" of the most recent Rock of Love, Taya: “Taya is absolutely beautiful. The show should be called Rock of Dating. You don’t fall in love in a month and a half on TV. You might fall in lust, you might be hot for somebody, but love takes time and both of us have children. We’re having a great time and we’ll see what happens.”

Next, onto Mindy. Poor, poor Mindy, who Ricky Rachtman clearly thought was the right choice for Bret, but who didn't express her feelings until the reunion show. “When were in the Dominican Republic she should have said what she told me at the reunion. Mindy was great, but she would often get into a funk. I’m not talking about a fake funk, but a real funk. If we were out on the road and you got into a fake funk, we wouldn’t last two days after the show was over. Two or three of these arguments, you’d be like, ‘I’m done.’ She really came around at that reunion and said everything she should have said at that reunion.”

What a tool. A tool we'll probably soon be watching in ROL IV, no? “I don’t know. I have to see where me and Taya go."

Related: 

Bret's Rock of Love Speaks

 

Yoo-hoooooo! Now's Your Chance at Love, Fellas!


Comments

Apollo said:

There were (probably unfounded) rumors that ROLIV would feature Glen Danzig.

May 13, 2009 1:47 PM

Stuckina Parkbench said:

Wait; i'm sorry... Isn't that a picture of Lindsay Lohan?

May 14, 2009 8:38 AM

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Colleen has been an editor at BUST and Playgirl magazines and has written for the endangered species of dead-tree magazines like SPIN and Plenty, as well as Radar Online and other websites. She lives in exile in Baton Rouge with her fiance, two dogs, and her former cat. Read her personal blogs at ColleenKane.com.

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