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• Sloppy Seconds: The Naked Lesbian Bubble Bath

  Barbara Walters hit on-- oh God, make it stop-- Michael Phelps. McCain continues to close in on Obama in the popular vote... at least according to CNN and other journalists desperate for an angle. Meanwhile, Obama is way ahead in the Electoral College. (By the way, don't miss this newly-resurfaced story from the Chicago Tribune, published in 2006, about the chances of an Obama Presidential bid... and the glorious response, in its comments section.) The Strollerderby shattered a myth about your boobs... Read More... Posted Oct 30 2008, 05:36 PM by Brian Fairbanks with | with no comments Filed under: lesbian, reality shows, the view, America's Next Top Model, Barack Obama, reality show stars we'd like to fuck, crazy, john McCain, denise richards, election, breasts, gossip, insanity, barbara walters, website of the day, michael phelps, bathroom, breastfeeding

• This Week In Gayness: Gay Leader Assassinated

  Amazingly, Google (as a corporate megapower) is stepping into the debate over gay marriage: they claim they will do everything they possibly can to insure it stays legal in California. Almost ten years to the day of his death, the Matthew Shepard memorial has been publicly unveiled at the murder victim's former university.  A teenage boy upset that his friend was apparently spreading rumors of his gayness has confessed to the murder of said friend. Read More... Posted Sep 30 2008, 01:30 PM by Brian Fairbanks with | with 1 comment(s) Filed under: transgender, lgbt, google, gay marriage, America's Next Top Model, Iraq, aids, rumors, assassination, baghdad, coming out, south africa, murder, HIV, gay pride, government, california, massachusetts, hate crime, matthew shepard

• While You Were Sleeping: The Last True Supermodel

  Anne Hathaway's karaoke song is rather fitting, don't you think?  The incident with his mom and sister was apparently not the only one during Christian Bale's wild Friday.  A list of the top Hollywood bachelors that in any way involves Ryan Seacrest is invalidated automatically... Read More... Posted Jul 23 2008, 10:31 AM by Brian Fairbanks with | with 1 comment(s) Filed under: police, george clooney, America's Next Top Model, cell phones, gisele bundchen, tom cruise, ryan seacrest, kate moss, karaoke, naomi campbell, arrest, stealing, cell phone etiquette, christian bale, anne hathaway, supermodels, vince vaughn, tobey maguire

• While You Were Sleeping: We'll Score Or Go Topless For You

  Don't you wish America's Next Top Models were making sex tapes, too? Isn't this entrapment? An Ohio man came upon a topless woman in a park. The woman, noting that the park was empty, asked him to take out his dick. He obliged and was promptly arrested as part of a sting operation. Did you hear about the naked airplane passenger? Read More... Posted Jul 21 2008, 09:48 AM by Brian Fairbanks with | with 1 comment(s) Filed under: sex tape, America's Next Top Model, subway, david beckham, football, soccer, mile high club, ohio, suicide, topless photos, Neil Young, indecent exposure

• What Do We Think About Britain's Missing Top Model?

  Our first reaction was three words: a new low. But the more we think about the BBC's latest model reality show, premiering Tuesday night, the more we think it may be a largely positive idea... The show, which is obviously a takeoff of America's Next Top Model, is unfortunately called Britain's Missing Top Model, which you would think means it's a detective show with the English version of Hayden Panettiere or something. Nope-- instead, it features... Read More... Posted Jun 30 2008, 02:21 PM by Brian Fairbanks with | with 3 comment(s) Filed under: reality shows, America's Next Top Model, Hayden Panettiere, great britain, reality television, united kingdom, BBC

• America's Top Model Cat Fight: A Show Worth Dying (And Killing) For

  They say a man who is not willing to die for something is not fit to live. Well, we say a woman who is willing to kill for America's Next Top Model is not fit watch America's Next Top Model. Unfortunately, a 42-year-old victim from Columbia City, Seattle, had to learn this lesson the hard way. Read More... Posted Apr 29 2008, 04:15 PM by Katie Halper with | with no comments Filed under: America's Next Top Model, Tyra Banks, reality tv, seattle, tyra, stabbed, cat fight, americas next top model, america's top model, americas top model

• Who Would You Rather: Elizabeth Berkley or Tyra Banks?

  Because if it was Padma Lakshmi vs. Anyone Including Venus, this would've been flippin' obvious. Read More... Posted Apr 08 2008, 12:30 PM by Brian Fairbanks with | with 6 comment(s) Filed under: who would you rather, showgirls, Sex and the City, America's Next Top Model, Tyra Banks, top chef, dancing, dancing with the stars, saved by the bell, padma lakshmi, elizabeth berkley

• Tyra Banks Looking for the Next "America's Next Top Model" Host?

  MSNBC's Scoop is reporting that OK! Magazine is reporting that tensions on the set of America's Next Top Model are so tense -- catfight between Tyra and that guy who looks like J. Peterman  --  that Banks may be splitting to concentrate on her talk show. (Sorry to bring such bad news, Scanner Em!) Read More... Posted Mar 27 2008, 12:06 PM by Bryan Christian with | with 1 comment(s) Filed under: tv, msnbc, America's Next Top Model, Tyra Banks, OK! Magazine, John O'Hurley, Jay Manuel, J. Peterman

• Video of the Day: The Lunar Eclipse You Missed Last Night While Busy Watching America's Next Top Model

  Time-lapsed, of course. via videosift.com  Posted Feb 21 2008, 04:51 PM by Emily Farris with | with 1 comment(s) Filed under: video, video of the day, America's Next Top Model, lunar eclipse, the moon, eclipse

• I Have Two Former Models Standing Before Me, But Only One Can be America's Next Top Model Judge

  Due to a "scheduling conflict" Twiggy will vacate her judge's post on the upcoming season of America's Next Top Model (a role previously filled by Janice I-Love-Anorexic-Models Dickinson). Twiggy always loved the photos that the other judges hated, so we wonder if Tyra had to give her the boot. But however it went down, former model Paulina Porizkova will fill the tiny seat. Not to worry, Ms. J Alexander and Nigel Barker will be back for another fabulous round. Posted Nov 27 2007, 09:36 AM by Emily Farris with | with no comments Filed under: Twiggy, America's Next Top Model, Tyra Banks