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• While You Were Sleeping: Jen and John Redux

  The Iraqi shoe thrower was sentenced to three years in prison. Come on, even if this happened in Texas while Bush was Governor, he probably wouldn't have received such a lengthy prison term. Radiohead to a vindictive Miley Cyrus: shut up and "grow up." This mama monkey in Thailand shows her incredibly cute lil' monkey offspring how to floss with human hair. And they say evolution is a myth. Read More... Posted Mar 13 2009, 09:08 AM by Brian Fairbanks with | with no comments Filed under: john mayer, rihanna, george w bush, HBO, Iraq, texas, Radiohead, miley cyrus, Broadway, prison, howard stern, arrest, Ashley Dupre, ashley alexandra dupre, Breakup of the Week, jennifer aniston, monkey, breakup, ashley dupre naked, will ferrel, shoe thrower george bush, russell simmons, chris brown, cute animal photos, ashley alexandra dupre naked

• Ashley Dupré: Whoring and Boring on 20/20

  Oh Ashley Dupré, you looked so pretty in that white bikini. You seemed so confident and self-possessed and interesting—well, your stomach seemed interesting, at least. Because of this “interest” in you and your story, our hopes were understandably high when we heard you’d be giving an interview to Diane Sawyer on 20/20. We got excited just imagining all the wonderful information you would relate—intimate details about Eliot Spitzer’s sock-wearing habits, advice on where to buy a white bikini, gossip about the sock-wearing habits of other high-profile politicians, etc. It’s with these possibly inflated expectations that we sat down to watch Ashley Dupré--a.k.a. Kristen—the $2,000/hr “escort” tell her side of the story last Friday night.   Read More... Posted Nov 24 2008, 12:06 PM by Nicole Pasulka with | with no comments Filed under: prostitution, 20/20, nightline, Eliot Spitzer, Ashley Dupre, prostitute

• More Sex in Politics, Please

  We'd forgotten what wicked entertainment a good political sex scandal is (remember the 90's: Gingrich, Packwood, Bob Dole and his Viagra boners, and... there was one more... what are we missing?) In light of that one last week with that prostitute-turned-two-hit-wonder, we're feeling the cold sweats, the itchy neck, the delerium tremens of a renewed addiction to political porkings. The details are vague, but that's okay, because there are more in the works already to whet your proverbial palettes... Plus: Ashley Alexandra Dupree's fiancee's phone number...  Read More... Posted Mar 17 2008, 02:56 PM by Brian Fairbanks with | with no comments Filed under: threesomes, virginia, Eliot Spitzer, Ashley Dupre, ashley alexander dupre, james mcgreevey, dina

• Ashley Alexandra Dupre To Get Naked?

  As if teasing the publishers of Penthouse and Playboy, Ashley Alexandra Dupre, the most famous hooker of the week, is butt-naked on the cover of today's New York Post. The "aspiring singer," a charge as yet unproved, had five million hits on her MySpace page yesterday, prompting some dumbass who doesn't want to make any money to take it down.  The whirlwind of publicity that made Ash an overnight star may, however,  have unintended consequences... such as subjecting us to a music video. Read More... Posted Mar 14 2008, 02:00 PM by Brian Fairbanks with | with 4 comment(s) Filed under: playboy, new york post, nude photos, Ashley Dupre, ashley alexandra dupre, ashley alexander dupre, penthouse

• Client 9's Date Revealed... And She's Worth The $4,300

  Ashley Alexandra Dupre, as already revealed this morning by Scanner Bryan, is an aspiring singer or something. Whatever. We just wanted to know whether she was worth the 4 g's, yo... and we found the answer in the pictures on her MySpace page. Full photos from St. Tropez after the jump, plus: apparently the hip thing to do these days is create fake Ashley MySpace pages and then link to your terrible webcam pages. Read More... Posted Mar 13 2008, 10:30 AM by Brian Fairbanks with | with 10 comment(s) Filed under: prostitution, hookers, myspace, swimsuits, Eliot Spitzer, Ashley Dupre, ashley alexandra dupre

• Sloppy Spitzer Seconds, Part Two: Where We Are Pleasantly Surprised

  We're back, and since we got all the sleazy stuff out of the way earlier this morning, we're looking at whether the media's doing any better treating the Spitzer Scandal like we're all adults. And we gotta say: if this were the SAT's, we'd say they scored in, like, the 85th percentile. Let's have a look. Read More... Posted Mar 13 2008, 09:00 AM by Bryan Christian with | with no comments Filed under: new york times, new york magazine, prostitution, salon, page six, slate, new york post, Eliot Spitzer, Gothamist, Ashley Dupre, Glenn Greenwald

• Sloppy Spitzer Seconds, Part One: Where We Are Titillated and Amused

  What a difference a day makes. Here we were yesterday, bemoaning the lack of serious discussion of prostitution in the media following the Spitzer Shocker™, and what do we find today but a few really interesting and thoughtful attempts to explore the state of prostitution in this country! Not that we're gonna cover those just yet. We gotta get all the sleazy stuff out of the way first. Like for example, the quest to uncover "Kristen" -- who it turns out is actually named Ashley and is kind of cute (see above) -- and her madam. Shall we begin? Read More... Posted Mar 13 2008, 08:05 AM by Bryan Christian with | with no comments Filed under: new york times, prostitution, page six, new york post, Eliot Spitzer, Gothamist, Ashley Dupre