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• The Human Herp: Ken Starr Returns To Defend Marriage Against People Who Want It

  Ken Starr serves as a shining example for all those who believe lawyers deserve their own special circle of hell: he's arrogant, blows through cash like a 93-year-old lottery winner, has no sense of justice or fairness, and is utterly oblivious to his own hypocrisy. Take for example his latest endeavor: he currently finds himself at the center of the gay marriage battle in California, a closeted homosexual (you heard it here first!) "defending" marriage from people who actually want to have it. This guy's hypocrisy never ceases to amaze us... Read More... Posted Dec 22 2008, 01:27 PM by Brian Fairbanks with | with 2 comment(s) Filed under: gay marriage, Los Angeles, rush limbaugh, Conservative Christians, lawyers, the bible, gay marriage ban, california, conservative, constitution, prop 8, proposition 8, rick warren, hell, ken starr

• Rice University's Sex Magazine A Slap in the Face to Houston Elite

  Conservatives don't want you to learn anything about sex, because that would lead to fulfilling marriages... and we all know that happy people don't listen to right-wing talk radio.  Parents of Rice University students are trying to figure out how to put a stop to a student-run magazine that openly (hence the title, seen above) discusses sex, as if twenty-one-year-olds should be allowed to talk about it, let alone have it... Read More... Posted Dec 08 2008, 03:47 PM by Brian Fairbanks with | with 2 comment(s) Filed under: texas, college, students, Conservative Christians, sex life, right-wing, conservative, sexy photos, sfw, university, magazine, houston

• Who Would You Rather: Elisabeth Hasselbeck vs. Ann Coulter?

  We're really sorry to do this to you, but it's not like either of these conservative women is conventionally unattractive. So, if you had to pick one, who would you rather: Elisabeth Hasselbeck or Ann Coulter? Read More... Posted Oct 29 2008, 05:01 PM by Emily Farris with | with 16 comment(s) Filed under: the view, who would you rather, ann coulter, republicans, pro-life, john McCain, conservatives, Conservative Christians, elisabeth hasselbeck, sarah palin, prolife, anit-choice

• Today in WTF: K-Mart Abstinence Pants

  Giving rival Wal-Mart a run for its braindead conservative money, K-Mart recently introduced a pair of women's pants with a slogan on them that has the blogosphere in an uproar... Full photo after the jump...   Read More... Posted Jun 06 2008, 03:04 PM by Brian Fairbanks with | with 3 comment(s) Filed under: kmart, conservatives, Conservative Christians, education, abstience, wal-mart

• South Korea's Mind-Blowing Adultery Saga Continues

  In South Korea, where adultery is not just grounds for public embarrassment but arrest as well, two of the nation's biggest stars are embroiled in a widely publicized marital meltdown that could have far-reaching ramifications for the radically conservative country. When the fading TV heartthrob Park Chul accused his actress wife of infidelity, he ignited an undignified row that has transfixed South Korea and probably mortally wounded the careers of two of the country's top stars. But the best might yet be to come: could Korea's rawest celebrity scandal end a half-century-old law banning adultery? Check out the full story, after the jump...  Read More... Posted May 29 2008, 04:25 PM by Brian Fairbanks with | with no comments Filed under: marriage, adultery, conservatives, south korea, Conservative Christians, affair, asian, sex scandal, mario batali, luciano pavarotti

• Christians Having Better Sex Than You

  Don't you love the sacreligious pic, via PhotoDisc? Created in 1997, the site covers topics like anal, oral and phone sex; masturbation and role-playing; fetishes; bonding; and spanking. No, they're not talking about Nerve, silly. It's actually the website of Pastor Paul Byerly of Salem, OR, entitled TheMarriageBed.com. And it's just the latest sign that Christians are opening up to the idea of exploring sex and enjoying some hot anal action in the name of Lord Jesus... Read More... Posted Apr 16 2008, 03:01 PM by Brian Fairbanks with | with 1 comment(s) Filed under: marriage, sex addict, nudity, Christian, Christianity, Conservative Christians, progress, sex addicts

• On Our To-Do List: Charles Barkley

  We're totally, full-court press, crushing on Charles Barkley after hearing him slam the Christian Right for being fake and hypocritical on CNN. Like so many crushes, Charles had us at "[Conservative] Christians... they're not supposed to judge other people, but they're the most hypocritical judge of people we have in this country." And hearing Charles say "I feel very comfortable saying I'm pro-choice and I'm for gay marriage" made us feel very hot and bothered. In case you're reading this, Mr. Barkley, we just wanted to let you know that if you wanted to drive us to the basket, box us out or double team us, we wouldn't call a flagrant foul. Read More... Posted Feb 20 2008, 03:07 PM by Katie Halper with | with 1 comment(s) Filed under: basketball, cnn, conservatives, Charles Barkley, WWJD, What Would Jesus Do, Wolf Blitzer, fake Christians, To-Do List, Slam, Christianity, Barkley, slam-dunk, Conservative Christians