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• Someone Stop The Remakes!

  So what if "Rain Man" is going to be a West End play and the Sherlock Holmes movie is based on the books? These two movies have casting choices that cry Hollywood desperation of the lowest order... Yesterday, Variety announced two potential casting choices for the Sherlock Holmes comedy Judd Aptow is working on. Despite the fact that we wish Hollywood would come up with original ideas instead of just recycling everything, this admittedly does have hysterical written all over it. Read More... Posted Jul 02 2008, 10:05 AM by Brian Fairbanks with | with no comments Filed under: movies, will ferrell, judd apatow, tom cruise, hollywood, Broadway, theater, Guy Ritchie, sacha baron cohen, dustin hoffman, josh hartnett

• Sloppy Seconds: Those Boys From 'Gossip Girl,' Are They or Aren't They?

  Why in the wide world of silver bikinis would MTV consider giving Britney Spears a second chance at performing during the VMAs? Well, we're still talking about it, aren't we? [Yahoo!]  Oh dear God no! Is there another lil' Lohan out there? [AP]  Anyone hoping to catch a Jennifer Aniston vs. Angelina Jolie cat fight at the box office will be sorely disappointed. While both stars had movies set to come out October 24, but Aniston's He's Just Not That Into You has been pushed back to February to coincide with Valentine's Day. [Us] Read More... Posted Jun 27 2008, 05:51 PM by Emily Farris with | with no comments Filed under: vodka, lindsay lohan, sloppy seconds, divorce, amy winehouse, brad pitt, valentine's day, miley cyrus, angelina joile, billy ray cyrus, madonna, michael lohan, ali lohan, Guy Ritchie, gossip girl, jennifer aniston, nelson mandela, chase crawford, ed westwick

• Madonna's Sexlife Threatened By Keebler Elves

  Which is less plausible: that Madonna couldn't get her husband to sleep with her, or that there's something called "The Cookie Diet"?   Read More... Posted Apr 15 2008, 10:18 AM by Bryan Christian with | with no comments Filed under: marriage, madonna, diets, Guy Ritchie, The Cookie Diet, cookies

• Who Would You Rather: Pamela Anderson or Madonna?

  Scanner Bryan already exposed Madona's diabolical plan to violate the sacred celluloid known as "Casablanca" as little more than a ripoff of Pam Anderson's 1996 boondoggle "Barb Wire."   But the question remains: will these two have a catfight over their two classic films? A better question: who cares? No one is ever going to see "Casablanca," starring Madge and set in modern-day Iraq (we guess all the scenes will be in secret, underground bunkers?), so, more importantly... Read More... Posted Apr 04 2008, 03:30 PM by Brian Fairbanks with | with 7 comment(s) Filed under: who would you rather, pamela anderson, pam anderson, madonna, rick saloman, Guy Ritchie, fake boobs, tommy lee, kid rock

• Sloppy Seconds: Who Tops GQ's List of Pussy-Whipped Husbands?

  Jessica Simpson was hospitalized last week to treat a minor kidney infection. Jess, how many times do we have to tell you you have to pee after sex? Children collecting seashells on a Scottish seashore discovered a severed head in a sealed sack. Say that five times fast. Since when is Elizabeth Banks a porn star? Read More... Posted Apr 01 2008, 04:37 PM by Emily Farris with | with no comments Filed under: Jessica Simpson, madonna, elizabeth banks, GQ, Guy Ritchie, eminem, pussy-whipped, bill gates

• "Mr. and Mrs. Guy Ritchie" Still Happily Married, Says Madonna's Publicist

  .... which, you know, being the close news readers that we are, makes us wonder: is there some sort of technicality at play here? Like, maybe "Mrs. Guy Ritchie" is happy and married, but "Lady Madonna" is growing tired of being around Justin Timberlake's top shelf all day and not being able to sample the goods? Oh, who are we kidding... Madonna will be able to fuck anyone she wants when she's a disembodied Futurama head. At any rate, here's the original Daily Mail article questioning the sitch, and here's a People article with Madonna's people's response. Hey, does Guy Ritchie have people? A person? [img via]  Posted Mar 18 2008, 09:46 AM by Bryan Christian with | with no comments Filed under: marriage, divorce, people magazine, madonna, rumors, Daily Mail, Guy Ritchie