VIA THE REMOTE ISLAND: All
y'all dumbasses that thought that the AVN Awards were porn's Oscars,
think again! For one thing, in the pre-show to Showtime's telecast
Saturday (delayed months from the January ceremony for what reason???),
Best Starlet nominee Sunny Leone opined that it was more like the
Golden Globes, which is an analysis that may provide some sort of
unimagined insight into the Hollywood Foreign Press, but most likely
was just a prearranged segue for red carpet anchor Dave Navarro to talk
about her shiny round boobs.
And for another thing, well, we
don't remember Billy Crystal ever starring in comedy bits that involved
dildos or saying the words "pussy juice". That's totally Golden Globes
style, right Jack Nicholson's talking asshole?
Not
for the faint of heart, and very defintely NSFW, but we couldn't help
ourselves. It's a rarity for porn comedy to be both topical and
amusing, and besides, this was too weird not to post.
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