A very, very, very, very, very drunk man, rumored to have been running wild in San Antonio, Texas, was arrested recently for... having sex with a parked car. Holy God, and there's video!
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No lie, guys, we are so hurting for more episodes of Lost. We've kind of always felt that way -- like, even in the worst of the third season, we'd be all like "God, I could watch this all night." Sorry, "we." Anyway, hey, we're not mentioning this just to whine or screw with our collective tenses. We're making a piss poor excuse for posting a video of Evangeline Lilly that's been on Google Video for a long time, since all the way back in... let's see, what does the video's page say... Wha? 2002? But... Google Video was invented in 2005, and Lost started in 2004... Holy shit, that guy with the timewarp theory is totally right!!!
(Ha, we kid. We don't know what the deal is with the dates, but the video's real... unless all these Diggers work for Bad Robot or something. Which when you think about it... that'd be crazy... or... would it?)
