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• Women Host Sex Party With Six Teenage Boys

  We didn't get to Friday's big orgy story, mainly because we were totally weirded out by it and needed some time to let it all sink in. Back in April, two women in Bucks County, PA hosted a sleepover involving a half-dozen local 14- and 15-year-old boys, an incident which only just came to light in the past few days. The arrest of the dangerous duo on a variety of the usual charges (unlawful contact with a minor, corruption of minors, etc.) leaves us with several dangling questions...  Read More... Posted Jun 16 2008, 02:33 PM by Brian Fairbanks with | with 2 comment(s) Filed under: sex party, orgy, orgies, Pennsylvania, jailbait, milfs, teenage boys, molestation

• Gov. Declares Emergency: Man Stuck To A Port-A-Potty

  A thirty-one-year-old man, who luckily has not been named in AP reports and has therefore escaped eternal shame, had to be pried from a Port-A-Potty this week by an entire Pennsylvania rescue crew. Of course, there's more to this story than one man's finest moment... Read More... Posted Jun 06 2008, 05:01 PM by Brian Fairbanks with | with no comments Filed under: drunk, hannah montana, toilet, miley cyrus, Pennsylvania, nude photos, government, public, lions

• Hillary and Barack: Now What The Hell Do We Do?

  You went from being up by 25% to winning by a Felliniesque 8.5% and you're telling us you can still win this?  Well, we in the media will play your game, then, since without the Democratic contest going all the way to August, we are totally devoid of ideas for news stories... Read More... Posted Apr 23 2008, 02:00 PM by Brian Fairbanks with | with 11 comment(s) Filed under: hillary clinton, Barack Obama, crazy, john McCain, elections, Pennsylvania, primaries, democratic primary

• Is Obama Losing His Cool?

  We never thought we'd say this, but The New Republic nails it on the head about Obama's controversial and dumb-as-rocks San Francisco speech... Read More... Posted Apr 15 2008, 01:24 PM by Brian Fairbanks with | with 8 comment(s) Filed under: hillary clinton, scandals, Barack Obama, Democrats, Pennsylvania, speech, primaries, democratic primary, new republic

• Heidi Montag Endorses McCain; Alarmed GOPers Head For the Hills

  After she endorsed, Spencer Pratt reportedly said, "Nobody cares who Heidi Montag is going to vote for." But could she actually swing the youth vote away from Obama? After all, the Obama-McCain election is going to come down to a handful of votes.  Okay, we're kidding. She ain't gonna do shit. And besides, we have more important things to discuss... Read More... Posted Apr 02 2008, 11:45 AM by Brian Fairbanks with | with 1 comment(s) Filed under: spencer pratt, heidi montag, the hills, Barack Obama, MTV, john McCain, vice president, primary, Pennsylvania, chuck hagel

• Live From New York, It's... Hillary Clinton!

  Hillary Clinton is #1 today, at least on YouTube. With the early Nicholson-sponsored video and now this, her surprise (yet still somehow expected) appearance on Saturday Night Live, the Senator from New York is stealing the spotlight from Barack Obama just as he was beginning to pull away. Full clip, after the jump...  Read More... Posted Mar 03 2008, 12:01 AM by Brian Fairbanks with | with no comments Filed under: hillary clinton, saturday night live, New York City, Barack Obama, texas, NBC, you tube, amy poehler, ohio, Pennsylvania

• Hot Teacher Busted For Hosting Sex & Drugs Party

  Hot Teacher Abbiejane Swogger of Harrison, PA, is the thirty-four-year-old ex-stripper who was busted after cops raided her student-filled hotel room. They found condoms, crack cocaine (woah, Pennsylvania is right up there with Jersey, yo!), Mary Jane reefers, and God knows what else. But it's her explanation for why she was up late in a hotel room with teenage boys that is the real standout. Read More... Posted Feb 27 2008, 11:11 AM by Brian Fairbanks with | with 2 comment(s) Filed under: gay, porn, sex, condoms, marijuana, teacher student sex, Pennsylvania, education, Pittsburgh, crackck cocaine, hot teachers

• Prediction: Tonight Will Seal Obama's Victory

  The media is already starting to talk Obama vs. McCain, which basically means they've turned their backs on any possibility of a come-from-behind victory by Hillary Clinton on March 4th.  Tonight's debate in Austin, TX, which is closed to the public, is where Barack Obama will lock up the nomination... or fall apart under some withering, Clinton-style attacks... Read More... Posted Feb 21 2008, 02:30 PM by Brian Fairbanks with | with 5 comment(s) Filed under: politics, hillary clinton, Barack Obama, texas, elections, primary, ohio, Pennsylvania