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• Can't Get No Satisfaction? Try Oxytocin

  A new study indicates that the hormone oxytocin, normally used to facilliate birth and breastfeeding, can help you get over the fact that you're not attracted to damn near everyone around you. Read More... Posted Apr 13 2009, 05:25 PM by Brian Fairbanks with | with no comments Filed under: drugs, dancing, research, studies, abc news, medicine, date rape, rolling stones, doctor, medical fetish, clubbing, medicinal properties, oxytocin

• The Kinky Sex Murder At ABC News Radio

  Last summer, we seriously considered an offer for a job at ABC News in New York. While on tour of the building and my "future office," I met a guy named George Weber, who was cracking jokes and insulting colleagues who were within earshot when I came across him. My first thought was, "This is one of those characters. Every office has one." The next time we saw him was yesterday morning, when he was the top story in New York City. Weber was murdered by "a date" he picked up via Craig's List and the details couldn't be more shocking... Read More... Posted Mar 25 2009, 11:39 AM by Brian Fairbanks with | with no comments Filed under: kinky sex, news, scanner brian, abc news, radio, radio stations, gay sex, blood, auto-erotic asphyxiation, knives, murder, stabbed, teenage boys, murderers, smothering

• ABC News: Guess What? Sex Is Good For You

  Thank you, ABC News. Without you, we wouldn't be able to have sex without worrying whether we were "harming" ourselves. We were worried nasal-clearing, spirit-lifting orgasm were the worst thing that could happen to our tired, rundown, useless bodies. Seriously, there is some interesting information in this and a rival USA Today report on how lowering your cholesterol can affect your sex life...  Read More... Posted Mar 09 2009, 04:58 PM by Brian Fairbanks with | with no comments Filed under: drugs, money, abc news, sexual frustration, food, Chicago, sexy time, sex life, good morning america, men and women, usa today, age, losing weight

• ABC News Finally Figures Out That the Internet is for Porn

  ABC news has been exploring its own sexuality lately, and this week the fine folks there have finally noticed that kinky sex is on the rise and asks 'is the Internet to blame?' Read More... Posted Feb 12 2009, 12:28 PM by Emily Farris with | with no comments Filed under: kinky sex, sex, abc news, fetishes, cannibalism, the internet is for porn, the internet, porn on the internet

• Wall Street Madam Goes Down. Alone.

  New York madam Kristin Davis—who once counted former New York governor Eliot Spitzer among her clients—is going down. But her clients aren't gong down with her. At least not yet. After her arrest, Davis pleaded guilty to "promoting prostitution" and forfeited nearly $500,000 in profits. And even after she offered her client list to the district attorney's office, Davis said they "showed no interest" in pursuing the men who would charge prostitution services to corporate credit cards. Many ordered her to send invoices for computer consulting and construction expenses—fraud on their part, according to former New York prosecutor Sid Baumgarten. Davis did however, give her list to ABC News, who gladly accepted it. Read More... Posted Feb 06 2009, 03:24 PM by Emily Farris with | with 1 comment(s) Filed under: new york, prostitution, sex scandals, brothels, abc, abc news, sex scandal, Eliot Spitzer, prostitutes, kristin davis, wall street, injustice, madam, district attorney, little black book, madams, client list

• ABC Calls Drunken Teenage Anal Sex "Love Making," Interviews Jezzies and Ultimately Tries to be Helpful

  More and more teenagers are having unprotected anal sex, according to an ABC article that refers to drunken, teenage anal sex as "love making" and informs us that Jezebel's Tracie Egan didn't even know how to clean herself after her first time.  Read More... Posted Dec 10 2008, 05:38 PM by Emily Farris with | with 4 comment(s) Filed under: scanner, nerve, sex, scanner emily, pictures, virgins, jezebel, technical virgins, abc news, emily farris, slut machine, nerve.com, anal sex, sexuality, scanner blog, v-card, december 10, anal sex and tearing, anal tearing, jezebel.com, anal sexuality, making love, tracie egan, drunken anal sex, anal fissures, is having anal sex losing your virginity, keeping your virginity, teens and anal sex, how to have anal sex, straight anal sex, abc article on anal sex, megan carpentier, teenage sexuality, what is anal sex, technical virginity, making love vs. having sex, jezzies, can you make love with anal sex, gay anal sex, teenage anal sex, love making, risks associated with anal sex, dangers of anal sex

• Freaky FAA Tapes Reveal Obama's Plane Nearly Crashed On July 7th

  Remember that little news item about a month back about how Obama's plane had to be diverted to St. Louis? Probably not, but if you do, you may recall that the FAA said it was "not an emergency" and that "ha ha-- Obama's fate is in our precious, drunken, cross-eyed hands!" Or something like that... Well, they lied, as these disturbing tapes planely reveal... Read More... Posted Aug 15 2008, 02:24 PM by Brian Fairbanks with | with 1 comment(s) Filed under: Barack Obama, planes, abc news, taped conversations, campaigns, FAA, tape, bizarre

• Accused Killer's Crazy Google Searches All The Evidence We Need

  His DNA is on the gun. The gun is probably his father-in-law's. He fled the country as soon as the murders took place. The wound to his baby daughter was caused by the gun being pressed very close to the body, indicating it was no stray bullet but a deliberate attempt by a hateful person. But the most damning evidence in the trial of the crazed British expatriate then living in Massachusetts are his Google searches... Read More... Posted Jun 19 2008, 04:41 PM by Brian Fairbanks with | with no comments Filed under: google, swingers, abc news, murder, adult friend finder, massachusetts, accused, murderers

• Stripper Pole Company Developing Stripping Game For The Wii

  Forget what we told you about Wii Fit, which is already sold out in the UK and will soon be sold out here (although it isn't even on sale yet): the new #1 game of all time is going to be this: Wii Strip. According to ABC News, Peekaboo, a company that makes at-home DIY-stripper poles (such as the one pictured above-- model MILF not included), is in talks with Nintendo to make your boyfriend's dreams a reality... Read More... Posted Apr 21 2008, 12:56 PM by Brian Fairbanks with | with no comments Filed under: strip clubs, nintendo, strippers, exercise, abc news, gyms, Nintendo Wii, wii fit, fitness, gymnasts, working out

• Crazy Stalker Attacks Obama

  Full story and link to the video after the jump.... Read More... Posted Apr 02 2008, 04:10 PM by Brian Fairbanks with | with 1 comment(s) Filed under: Barack Obama, violence, paparazzi, Democrats, President, abc news, media, stalkers, candidates

• ABC's Prostitution Special Saddens Us, Annoys Former Sex Workers

  Hey, you know what? We spent most of our evening on Friday watching ABC's "Prostitution in America" news special, which was apparently years in the making but was rushed onto the air post-Spitzer, just for you -- but we wound up not mentioning anything because we try not to write about too many things that makes us want to slit our fucking wrists. Yeesh, what a depressing parade of misery and addiction that was. Like, it was such an overwhelming bummer that we couldn't even begin to discuss the facts or anything like that if we'd wanted to. Anyway, thank God we don't have to think anything more about it, because former sex workers -- because former sex pro and current blogger Gracie Passette has done plenty of (far more informed) thinking on it for us. Read More... Posted Mar 26 2008, 08:01 AM by Bryan Christian with | with no comments Filed under: 20/20, sex workers, abc news, prostitutes, Gracie Passette, Diane Sawyer, Sex-Kitten.net

• Someone at ABC News is Still Angry About Their High School Cup Size

  Interesting bit of science being reported recently, as some Canadian researchers are claiming a direct relation between the size of a woman's breasts when she is young and her risk for diabetes later in life -- but it's a pretty complex finding. On the one hand, it's possible that larger breasts might go hand-in-hand with obesity, which is a risk factor. On the other hand, doctors are still unclear how -- or even if -- breast growth might be physically related to insulin production, so it bears further research. And some are even calling the study and its methods into question. Lots to unpack here, right? So what's the first thing on the mind of ABC News Medical Unit author Audrey Grayson? Read More... Posted Jan 30 2008, 10:07 AM by Bryan Christian with | with no comments Filed under: boobs, bad science, boob envy, abc news, medicine