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• In Which We Finally Put The Lid on 2008: The Top Ten Scanner Posts of Last Year

  Ed note: Yes, we're running it every day this week. Now that we're settling comfortably into 2009, we have a little time to reflect on 2008. And what kind of seemingly professional blog would we be if we didn't compile our top ten posts of last year? With boobs, Mormons, abortion and booze we hope the list is everything you hoped it would be and more. Read more... Posted Jan 09 2009, 05:22 PM by Emily Farris with | with no comments Filed under: nerve, al gore, hillary clinton, tacky, amy winehouse, lists, gay marriage, bloggers, the UK, 2008, top 10 lists, scanner emily, nude beaches, mormons, drinking, new jersey, australia, abortion, scanner brian, roe v. wade, emily farris, sex scandal, Eliot Spitzer, ashley alexandra dupre, math, boobies, dick cheney, comments, top 10, bad movies, groupies, california, breast feeding, scanner nicole, rnc, scanner verena, sarah palin, prop 8, proposition 8, mail goggles, almost famous, client no. 9, client number 9, the room, 2009, nude sunbathing, the mormons, 10-year-olds, suckling at the teet, the u.k, douche bag, sunbathing, pop music, governor eliot spitzer, missy quinn, drunkenness, top ten, commenters, james blunt, tabloid news stories, le pequena, la pequena sarah palin, protesters, douche, mormons in california, grown children breast feeding, mormons against prop 8, high class call girl, republican national convention, top 10 scanner posts of 2008, roe vs. wade, 35 year anniversary, i had an abortion

• Top 10 Scanner Posts of 2008: Because We Can Never Get Enough Ashley Alexandra Dupre

  Ed note: Yes, we're running it every day this week. Now that we're settling comfortably into 2009, we have a little time to reflect on 2008. And what kind of seemingly professional blog would we be if we didn't compile our top ten posts of last year? With boobs, Mormons, abortion and booze we hope the list is everything you hoped it would be and more. Read more... Posted Jan 08 2009, 04:34 PM by Emily Farris with | with no comments Filed under: nerve, al gore, hillary clinton, tacky, amy winehouse, lists, gay marriage, bloggers, the UK, 2008, top 10 lists, scanner emily, nude beaches, mormons, drinking, new jersey, australia, abortion, scanner brian, roe v. wade, emily farris, sex scandal, Eliot Spitzer, ashley alexandra dupre, math, boobies, dick cheney, comments, top 10, bad movies, groupies, california, breast feeding, scanner nicole, rnc, scanner verena, sarah palin, prop 8, proposition 8, mail goggles, almost famous, client no. 9, client number 9, the room, 2009, nude sunbathing, the mormons, 10-year-olds, suckling at the teet, the u.k, douche bag, sunbathing, pop music, governor eliot spitzer, missy quinn, drunkenness, top ten, commenters, james blunt, tabloid news stories, le pequena, la pequena sarah palin, protesters, douche, mormons in california, grown children breast feeding, mormons against prop 8, high class call girl, republican national convention, top 10 scanner posts of 2008, roe vs. wade, 35 year anniversary, i had an abortion

• Scanner's Greatest Hits: The Top 10 Posts of 2008

  Ed note: Yes, we're running it every day this week. Now that we're settling comfortably into 2009, we have a little time to reflect on 2008. And what kind of seemingly professional blog would we be if we didn't compile our top ten posts of last year? With boobs, Mormons, abortion and booze we hope the list is everything you hoped it would be and more. Read more... Posted Jan 07 2009, 03:18 PM by Emily Farris with | with no comments Filed under: nerve, al gore, hillary clinton, tacky, amy winehouse, lists, gay marriage, bloggers, the UK, 2008, top 10 lists, scanner emily, nude beaches, mormons, drinking, new jersey, australia, abortion, scanner brian, roe v. wade, emily farris, sex scandal, Eliot Spitzer, ashley alexandra dupre, math, boobies, dick cheney, comments, top 10, bad movies, groupies, california, breast feeding, scanner nicole, rnc, scanner verena, sarah palin, prop 8, proposition 8, mail goggles, almost famous, client no. 9, client number 9, the room, 2009, nude sunbathing, the mormons, 10-year-olds, suckling at the teet, the u.k, douche bag, sunbathing, pop music, governor eliot spitzer, missy quinn, drunkenness, top ten, commenters, james blunt, tabloid news stories, le pequena, la pequena sarah palin, protesters, douche, mormons in california, grown children breast feeding, mormons against prop 8, high class call girl, republican national convention, top 10 scanner posts of 2008, roe vs. wade, 35 year anniversary, i had an abortion

• In Case You Missed It Yesterday: The Top Ten Scanner Posts of 2008

  Now that we're settling comfortably into 2009, we have a little time to reflect on 2008. And what kind of seemingly professional blog would we be if we didn't compile our top ten posts of last year? With boobs, Mormons, abortion and booze we hope the list is everything you hoped it would be and more. Read more... Posted Jan 06 2009, 02:02 PM by Emily Farris with | with no comments Filed under: nerve, al gore, hillary clinton, tacky, amy winehouse, lists, gay marriage, bloggers, the UK, 2008, top 10 lists, scanner emily, nude beaches, mormons, drinking, new jersey, australia, abortion, scanner brian, roe v. wade, emily farris, sex scandal, Eliot Spitzer, ashley alexandra dupre, math, boobies, dick cheney, comments, top 10, bad movies, groupies, california, breast feeding, scanner nicole, rnc, scanner verena, sarah palin, prop 8, proposition 8, mail goggles, almost famous, client no. 9, client number 9, the room, 2009, nude sunbathing, the mormons, 10-year-olds, suckling at the teet, the u.k, douche bag, sunbathing, pop music, governor eliot spitzer, missy quinn, drunkenness, top ten, commenters, james blunt, tabloid news stories, le pequena, la pequena sarah palin, protesters, douche, mormons in california, grown children breast feeding, mormons against prop 8, high class call girl, republican national convention, top 10 scanner posts of 2008, roe vs. wade, 35 year anniversary, i had an abortion

• Top Ten Scanner Posts of 2008

  Now that we're settling comfortably into 2009, we have a little time to reflect on 2008. And what kind of seemingly professional blog would we be if we didn't compile our top ten posts of last year? With boobs, Mormons, abortion and booze we hope the list is everything you hoped it would be and more. Read More... Posted Jan 05 2009, 04:07 PM by Emily Farris with | with 5 comment(s) Filed under: nerve, al gore, hillary clinton, tacky, amy winehouse, lists, gay marriage, bloggers, the UK, 2008, top 10 lists, scanner emily, nude beaches, mormons, drinking, new jersey, australia, abortion, scanner brian, roe v. wade, emily farris, sex scandal, Eliot Spitzer, ashley alexandra dupre, math, boobies, dick cheney, comments, top 10, bad movies, groupies, california, breast feeding, scanner nicole, rnc, scanner verena, sarah palin, prop 8, proposition 8, mail goggles, almost famous, client no. 9, client number 9, the room, 2009, nude sunbathing, the mormons, 10-year-olds, suckling at the teet, the u.k, douche bag, sunbathing, pop music, governor eliot spitzer, missy quinn, drunkenness, top ten, commenters, james blunt, tabloid news stories, le pequena, la pequena sarah palin, protesters, douche, mormons in california, grown children breast feeding, mormons against prop 8, high class call girl, republican national convention, top 10 scanner posts of 2008, roe vs. wade, 35 year anniversary, i had an abortion

• Groupie Shocked To Find Out Pop Music Douche Used Her For Her Body

  An eighteen-year-old girl somehow managed to get backstage at a major pop music concert, apparently without knowing anything about what groupies are and what purpose they serve for selfish, misogynist, and decadent music stars. She apparently didn't know that the scenes backstage often involve drugs or sex... usually both and at the same time, if possible... Read More... Posted Oct 27 2008, 11:07 AM by Brian Fairbanks with | with 3 comment(s) Filed under: rock and roll, music, drugs, cocaine, australia, teenage girls, groupies, rock star, almost famous