Everyone's favorite Gabologist, Ty-ray-ray Banks has been having some ish with her hairs. The problem: They come from horses, or maybe from Egyptian Pharoah Ramses II (13th century BC is so hot right now!). Yeah, wherever she got the wig, it seems to be standing in the way of her relationships with men. According to a source, "Tyra feels like guys are with her for her image that they see on TV and in magazines. If one wakes up without her glamorous hair, she's worried he may not call back!" Yes, the lack of glamorous hair would surely be the reason Tyra didn't get a second date.
This is all horrible and good, but we can still sleep easy knowing that Tyra won't turn to alcohol or drugs. The Supercalifragalista (sorry, joke's just not old yet!) has said, "Every now and then I'll order some wine at the table. I'll only take
two sips, but I'll keep holding the glass cause it makes me feel sexy,
but I still don't drink it because it still tastes kind of nasty to me." Some advice for next time: If you want to look really sexy, give the wine to you date.
