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• Sloppy Seconds: And Who Do These Glorious Breasts Belong To?

  Yet another reason (beyond Scanner Emily's blind love) that ABC should not have canceled "Men in Trees?" Anne Heche is now too broke to pay child support. [Gabby Babble] Jodie Foster and her undercover lover of 14 years, Cydney Bernard, have split. We wonder if the trouble began before or after Foster thanked Bernard publicly. [Defamer]  Enough with the stupid celebrity couple names already! Johnifer? Really? [Us] Read More... Posted May 15 2008, 05:41 PM by Emily Farris with | with no comments Filed under: angelina jolie, sloppy seconds, john mayer, jodie foster, Paris, mischa barton, boob envy, breasts, jack black, anne heche, jennifer aniston, calories

• ABC Chopped Down Scanner Emily's Happy Tree

  Scanner Emily here, leaving the "we" because I think I do not speak for my fellow Scanner bloggers when professing my love of "Men in Trees." Another year older, another dream crushed. ABC has canceled "Men in Trees" the dramedy about New York relationship coach/author Marin Frist (Anne Heche) who moves to Elmo, Alaska to find love and finish her book in peace. This is tragic for me for a number of reasons. One being, I don't get the best television reception with my rabbit ears, so "Men in Trees" is so easy for me to watch whenever, wherever I want online. But really, I just love the premise of the show way too much. Maybe it's my obsession with mountain men and being outdoors. In fact, I'm sure it is. And that, coupled with a New York writer woman moving to the middle of nowhere and finding romantic possibilities with more than one sexy mountain man... well, I can't say it hasn't made me look into moving to Alaska on more than one occasion. Read More... Posted May 13 2008, 03:17 PM by Emily Farris with | with 1 comment(s) Filed under: abc, men in trees, anne heche, mountain men, canceled shows

• I Hate Myself for Loving You: "Men in Trees"

  It's true, I, Scanner Emily, love "Men in Trees," the ABC dramedy about New York relationship coach/author Marin Frist (Anne Heche) who moves to Elmo, Alaska to find love and finish her book in peace. Sure, it's completely cliched and the characters may be more than a little archetypal and hokey, but they wouldn't be characters if they weren't, right? But it's not the cheesy writing or beautiful scenery that gets me. It's not the fact that that when I come home drunk at 3 a.m. on Thursday night, it's there waiting for me at abc.com. It's not even the fact that before "Men in Trees," I really only knew Heche as Ellen DeGeneres' bat-shit crazy ex. Read More... Posted Mar 28 2008, 03:14 PM by Emily Farris with | with 5 comment(s) Filed under: television, I Hate Myself for Loving You, abc.com, men in trees, ellen degeneres, anne heche