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• "This Is The City's Response To A Penis" One of Many Classic Moments From Nude Gallery Raid

  As Lou Reed would say, "My week beats your year!" You'd have had a hard time finding a wilder good time on Friday than the opening night party of St. Petersburg, Florida's Erotic Lounge, which ended in arrests, tears, and a giant penis. First, the police in St. Petersburg receive a call from a whiny, busybody neighbor regarding a giant penis statue that has been placed in front of the Erotic Lounge, an art gallery... Read More... Posted Jul 28 2008, 09:45 AM by Brian Fairbanks with | with 3 comment(s) Filed under: police, cops, arrests, sculpture, Gallery of the Absurd, Burt Reynolds, statues, florida, penises, art smut, art porn, police are idiots, galleries

• Artist's Penis Commits World's Largest Indecent Exposure

  Unfortunately for lovers of the penis, the actual artifact is not the largest penis ever publicly exposed: it's the size of the penis once it becomes the subject of Jaime del Val's Madrid artwork... Read More... Posted Jul 25 2008, 10:30 AM by Brian Fairbanks with | with no comments Filed under: porn, indecency, weird, artists, penises, Spain, art smut, art porn, indecent exposure, madrid

• Magazine Fights Censorship With Nude Six-Year-Old Cover Girl

  An Art Monthly Australia cover that starred a nude six-year-old girl, an attempt to protest child pornography laws that some consider "artist censorship," has been deemed criminal and sent to the Australian Classification board... of censors. Read More... Posted Jul 07 2008, 09:01 AM by Brian Fairbanks with | with 5 comment(s) Filed under: child pornography, censorship, australia, magazines, artists, child abuse, child porn, art smut, art porn

• Today in Porn Art: Rock Formation Artist Weirdo

  And now... Earth Porn?? Heather Firth is an artist, or so she claims. She takes pictures of strange ecological/sexual formations for her website "Earth Erotic." Wait till you see some of these hilariously awful artifacts, in full, after the jump... Read More... Posted Apr 17 2008, 03:30 PM by Brian Fairbanks with | with 2 comment(s) Filed under: gross, vagina, awful link, penises, big boy, art smut, website of the day, art porn

• Exclusive: Photos of the Gay Jesus Last Supper Orgy Exhibit

  "Our country can do without scribblers and agitators like Hrdlicka." So says a guestbook entry at Vienna, Austria's Dommuseum, parked next to a church and owned by the city's archdiocese. The uproar? Click through for the evidence... Read More... Posted Apr 08 2008, 10:35 AM by Brian Fairbanks with | with 1 comment(s) Filed under: sex, catholics, jesus christ, orgies, gay sex, painting, European Union, art smut, food porn, exclusives, austria

• Stripper Pole Brailled For Art's Pleasure

  Hmmmm... Although we admire the artistic conceit here -- embossing a gentlemen's club fixture with a Braille description of a striptease, thus assigning a tactile narrative to something that is often beyond the reach of its audience -- we also can't get past the fact that artists Anetta Mona Chisa & Lucia Tkacova have basically created the world's most diseased-looking stripper pole. Or maybe that's part of the gag? Posted Apr 07 2008, 11:25 AM by Bryan Christian with | with no comments Filed under: strip clubs, strippers, art smut, Braille

• Fleshbot Examines Yet Another Smut Site With a Dubious Business Plan

  Hey, anybody out there been using Zivity, a subscriber-based upscale smut site that's curently in that nebulous state known as "beta testing"? They're posing themselves as "the HBO of the Web” -- and getting a bit of investor cash in the process -- but we ain't drinking the Kool-Aid just yet, and neither is Fleshbot. Read More... Posted Mar 12 2008, 02:00 PM by Bryan Christian with | with 1 comment(s) Filed under: porn, fleshbot, models, porn industry, megarotic, paysites, redube, porn.com, art smut, zivity, subscription model